OK, Who's Handing Out The Stupid Signs?

[Bob Peale]

OK, Who's Handing Out The "Stupid" Signs?

From The Washington Post, 8/31/01

"She is a real cow...I have had this done because of her, and now I feel like a right idiot."

-Claire Selby, 18, who had her lower lip pierced after seeing a picture of Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham wearing a lip ring Tuesday. Dedicated fans, who had imitated Beckham's new style, were furious to learn the singer's ring was a clip-on.

 

[YoungGun69]

Re: OK, Who's Handing Out The "Stupid" Signs?

From The Washington Post, 8/31/01

"She is a real cow...I have had this done because of her, and now I feel like a right idiot."

-Claire Selby, 18, who had her lower lip pierced after seeing a picture of Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham wearing a lip ring Tuesday. Dedicated fans, who had imitated Beckham's new style, were furious to learn the singer's ring was a clip-on.

HA HA HA! HA HA HA! HA HA HA! HA HA HA! HA HA HA! HA HA HA! HA HA HA! HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

 

[Aussie Worm]

I think Ms Selby should get her top lip pierced as well. Put a padlock through both rings and throw away the key.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and people think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

 

[Renegade]

Next on Fox: When good fads go bad.

 

[YoungGun69]

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Rattler Got Your Tongue?

(1992, California) Snakes flick their forked tongues in the air to "smell" the world, collecting molecules then pressing the tips into small olfactory pits. An inebriated twenty-year-old man took umbrage when a wild rattlesnake stuck out its tounge at him. Tit for tat! He held the snake in front of his face and stuck his tongue out right back at the rattler. The snake expressed his displeasure at this turn of events by biting the conveniently offered body part. The toxic venom swelled the man's face and throat, choking him to death.

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Reference: San Francisco Chronicle

 

[Innocencefound]

Next on Fox: When good fads go bad.

LMFAO

 

[*bratcat*]

lips are one thing...

 

[xlc67]

Aussieworm said:

I think Ms Selby should get her top lip pierced as well. Put a padlock through both rings and throw away the key.

But then she can't blow me when I've got her hair wrapped around my fist....

 

[beckbabe]

I also run right out to do whatever Posh Spice does. Unforunately, now she has broken one of the fashion club commandments. No clip on ear rings or ties is # 2 right after wearing white before Labor Day. Yeah, sure I used to follow her every move, but now I too think she's a cow.

 

[teresafannin]

I thought it was not wearing white shoes before Memorial Day or after Labor Day unless you are a bride, cheerleader or nurse.

 

[beckbabe]

Are you calling me a cow?