Ok. Which one of you bastards stole my remote?

[ms_ann_thrope]

It will probably turn up in the freezer or something. Until it does, you're all suspects.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I hid it in lettuce bin. You never watch what I want to watch.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Garbage can. You probably all lawyered up by now. Still, I'm watching you.

That must be one of autonomous body functions- brain acting in my best interest independently.


http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Im-Watching-You-Anna-Kendrick-Sign.gif

 

[parodyluvr75]

I talked to a lawyer last week but only because he thinks I'm cute. He's not my type, he's too boring.

Garbage can? Maybe your subconscious is telling you to read a book or something?