ok, when i get back....

[unclej]

i'm gonna take a break and cook some supper but when i get back we're gonna have a serious talk about rape, pillage and plunder. so get your big chief tablets out and sharpen up a couple of #2 pencils 'cause there's gonna be a quiz afterward.

 

[lilfrk]

Ok...thank you for the warning.

 

[DannyBoyUK]

This could be worth staying up late for !

 

[His_kitty]

Can you fix me a plate while your at it?

Men who cook are soooo sexy

 

[sabbathstorm]

Sign me up for looting and pillaging as my certification has expired

 

[unclej]

well, i'm too full to be very sexy right now but i'd be happy to make you a plate HK if you like pork loin with a light coating of cajun seasonings and flower cooked in olive oil. broccoli, onion and mushrooms stirfried and served over a bed of noodles.

sabbahstorm, if you're gonna be in charge of looting and pillage then that only leaves rape for me. that goes against my politically correct grain so how 'bout we just get into a little light bondage and spanking?

 

[sabbathstorm]

Hey that works for me too. I'll bring my cuffs

 

[unclej]

cool, i'll clean the place up a little and oh, by the way, any particular beverage i can ice down for you? (please let it be beer or wine, please let it be beer or wine, please....)

 

[sabbathstorm]

Damn, no blood! Red wine will do nicely. It's the drink of looters & pillagers

 

[unclej]

you got it..i think we rapers a supposed to quaff large amounts of grogg...anybody got any idea what the hell grogg is anyway? knowing my luck it'll probably be something like schaffer light or milwaukee's best..

 

[sabbathstorm]

Isn't grog actually rum?