Ok, so who stole the honryness

[T.H. Oughts]

Damn I don't feel horny tonight......

Must be the cold I have right now, it has numbed my horny bits.

 

[H'venlee]

Then it must have come over to me!

And of course...when you are...no one is ever around to help!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

And of course...when you are...no one is ever around to help!

I'm in "life is a bitch and then you die" mode, so maybe you better not ask me that.

 

[mig]

Damn I don't feel horny tonight......

Must be the cold I have right now, it has numbed my horny bits.

A cold?.

Any excuse to start on the single malt.

Shameless can help with the horny bits.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Ok, so who stole the honryness

Shameless can help with the horny bits.

I'll invite Shameless over for a hot toddy then. But how will I know who he is??????

 

[mig]

Re: Re: Re: Ok, so who stole the honryness

I'll invite Shameless over for a hot toddy then. But how will I know who he is??????

Cause he's horny.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ok, so who stole the honryness

Cause he's horny.

Ok, but how is he going to return my hornyness???????

 

[mig]

Like a bull at the gate???.

 

[Up Too Late]

Damn I don't feel horny tonight......

Must be the cold I have right now, it has numbed my horny bits.

I've got too much, I'll lend you some of mine!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Like a bull at the gate???.

Ahhh, then he's not the romantic type.. I like a little romance when I'm shameless.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Dont look at me... I'm all hornied out.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Dont look at me... I'm all hornied out.

And I will not ask what you have been up to. I'm sure it would make me go blind and make my hair curl....

 

[pipercatt]

It's a sad, sad world when TH has lost her horniness.

Sniff.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

It's a sad, sad world when TH has lost her horniness.

Sniff.

Thanks babe, I knew at least one of you would understand the bad state of affairs this actually is.....

 

[TWB]

Hmmmm.

For some reason I usually get much more horny when sick.

Did you take salt peter instead of asprin?

Those mislabled drugs are a bitch.

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

Thanks babe, I knew at least one of you would understand the bad state of affairs this actually is.....

mmm it is a bad condition to be in, one must agree... and if lit isnt helping... well thats not good!

 

[christophe]

Damn I don't feel horny tonight......

Must be the cold I have right now, it has numbed my horny bits.

horny bits...lmao now that one i have never heard of!

 

[thumbs2_ca]

Oh Oh

Stand back people let her breath.
First we have to get her out of those clothes they are restricting her breathing.
Dr. Thumbs is here and I specialize in Horny Bits.
First you have to apply Oral Resuscitation to them to see if they pop up.
If that doesn't work a long massage with the fingers will do the trick usually.
If that doesn't work we may have to load her up on a plane and fly her to Canada where the treatment can be applied on the hour every hour for as long as necessary.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Oh Oh

Stand back people let her breath.
First we have to get her out of those clothes they are restricting her breathing.
Dr. Thumbs is here and I specialize in Horny Bits.
First you have to apply Oral Resuscitation to them to see if they pop up.
If that doesn't work a long massage with the fingers will do the trick usually.
If that doesn't work we may have to load her up on a plane and fly her to Canada where the treatment can be applied on the hour every hour for as long as necessary.

Ahhhhh in the light of day I'm cured..... I knew I could count on you my sexy Mapleman for that!

 

[teddybear4play]

I didn't steal it.

It was given to me willingly.

TB4p

 

[#1tankcomander]

THO ....I have a big box of horny bits and I'm willing to share! They've been on the shelf in the cupboard hiding in the back behind the powdered milk! Shit I just realized they were behind the milk product, no wonder I couldn't find 'em!

Anyway I'll share with you, sweetie!

 

[YourSweetOne]

thumbs

I just like the image thumbs gives of Canada.....teehee

*stands there proudly singing her national anthem in her birthday suit*

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Anyway I'll share with you, sweetie!

Thanks heaps but my hornyness is back today thanks to Thumbs.

 

[TWB]

I am so happy you are cured.

It brings me great relief.

Congrats.

Treat your naughty bits to ice cream and candy.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I am so happy you are cured. It brings me great relief.
Congrats. Treat your naughty bits to ice cream and candy.

Mmm icecream and candy sounds good, I'm sure Thumbs and I can put it to great use.