OK, so Obama fucked up by apologizing for the toasted Qurans

[Ham Murabi]

What else is new? Fortunately, there is a better source of advice for our half-wit in chief.

White House Dossier has helpfully compiled for Obama a list of ten alternative approaches that the president could have taken to deal with the problem. ... 1. Dedicate a round of golf to the people of Afghanistan. 2. Send Michelle for a symbolic vacation to Jalalabad. 3. Ask the Afghans if they'd like the Russians back instead. 4. Head to a local Afghan restaurant and bow to the wait staff. 5. Offer to make Afghanistan's heroin 'The Official Heroin of the United States.' 6. Give Afghan children a permanent exemption from Michelle's 'Let's Move' school lunch offerings. 7. Provide unlimited, free doses of Prozac to the entire adult population of Afghanistan. 8. Change the lyrics of O Tannenbaum to O Taliban. 9. Set up a program to provide virgins to Afghan men who refuse to commit suicide bombings. 10. Demand an apology from Afghanistan for the more than 1,800 U.S. forces killed since the start of the war."

 

[TexasWife25]

POTUS followed the advice of the generals on the ground, who apologized 1st.

 

[RobDownSouth]

You forgot to blame President Obama for the recent increase in sun spot activity as well.

 

[Wrong Element]

Some people shouldn't try to be funny on the level past a one-liner.

 

[garbage can]

POTUS followed the advice of the generals on the ground, who apologized 1st.

6 days of Afghan demonstrations....

 

[fgarvb1]

Fired up some for bait and open up the .50's.

 

[phrodeau]

I feel certain that Rick Santorum would never have done anything to disrespect other religious groups.

 

[Lord_Steve]

What else is new? Fortunately, there is a better source of advice for our half-wit in chief.

White House Dossier has helpfully compiled for Obama a list of ten alternative approaches that the president could have taken to deal with the problem. ... 1. Dedicate a round of golf to the people of Afghanistan. 2. Send Michelle for a symbolic vacation to Jalalabad. 3. Ask the Afghans if they'd like the Russians back instead. 4. Head to a local Afghan restaurant and bow to the wait staff. 5. Offer to make Afghanistan's heroin 'The Official Heroin of the United States.' 6. Give Afghan children a permanent exemption from Michelle's 'Let's Move' school lunch offerings. 7. Provide unlimited, free doses of Prozac to the entire adult population of Afghanistan. 8. Change the lyrics of O Tannenbaum to O Taliban. 9. Set up a program to provide virgins to Afghan men who refuse to commit suicide bombings. 10. Demand an apology from Afghanistan for the more than 1,800 U.S. forces killed since the start of the war."

pull yr dang pants up and please stop tying to make jokes

 

[badbabysitter]

POTUS followed the advice of the generals on the ground, who apologized 1st.

what do you expect.. all the military are is a bunch a lazy socialist government employees living off the taxpayer teat