Ok, so I'm feeling horny again....

[T.H. Oughts]

Typical, my husband is at Karate for the next 8 hours and my lover is on the other side of the world out of contact......

What is a girl to do?????

 

[Smooth_Operator]

Depends. Do you have a crisp, 50 dollar bill and a sense of adventure?

 

[Guest]

Typical, my husband is at Karate for the next 8 hours and my lover is on the other side of the world out of contact......

What is a girl to do?????

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Masturbate like there's no tomorrow?








Was that the right answer?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Depends. Do you have a crisp, 50 dollar bill and a sense of adventure?

If I did, how would I spend it????

 

[T.H. Oughts]

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Masturbate like there's no tomorrow?

Was that the right answer?

Already thought of that but it's only 1pm and I have the kids at home....

 

[Guest]

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Already thought of that but it's only 1pm and I have the kids at home....

_______

You ladies in New Zealand not only have a time difference problem, you're also in the wrong season




I would still masturbate...

 

[T.H. Oughts]

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I would still masturbate...

Yeah but I feel like a long prolonged event with lots of maoning and calling my lovers name....the kids might call the cops, lol

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Typical, my husband is at Karate for the next 8 hours and my lover is on the other side of the world out of contact......

What is a girl to do?????

Come to me my sweetling. Remove those garments that hold your passion in. Let me caress you and kiss you. Let my tongue travel your entire body, exploring every crevice and making you yearn for more.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

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Come to me my sweetling. Remove those garments that hold your passion in. Let me caress you and kiss you. Let my tongue travel your entire body, exploring every crevice and making you yearn for more.

You are only adding to my frustration.... but I like it.

 

[Guest]

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Come to me my sweetling. Remove those garments that hold your passion in. Let me caress you and kiss you. Let my tongue travel your entire body, exploring every crevice and making you yearn for more.

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Get down!


Bad doggie.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

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You are only adding to my frustration.... but I like it.

I knew I would. That's why I did it. I am soooooo bad.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

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I knew I would. That's why I did it. I am soooooo bad.

Ok now I'm not only horny but have that song "Bad to the Bone" running through my head. sing it George!!

 

[Guest]

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Ok now I'm not only horny but have that song "Bad to the Bone" running through my head. sing it George!!

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Bad To The Bone
George Thorogood and the Destroyers

On the day I was born
the nurses all gathered round
and they gazed in wild wonder
at the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
said "leave this one alone."
She could tell right away
I was bad to the bone

Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Ba ba ba Bad
Bad to the bone

I broke a thousand hearts
before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
before I am through
I wanna be yours, pretty baby
yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya, woman
that I'm bad to the bone

Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Ba ba ba Bad
Bad to the bone

I'll make a rich woman beg
and I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
and I'll make a young girl squeal
I wanna tell you pretty baby
What I see I make my own
I'm here to tell you pretty woman
That I'm bad to the bone

Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Ba ba ba Bad
Bad to the bone

Now when I walk the streets
kings and queens step aside
Every woman I meet
they all stay satisfied.
I wanna tell ya, baby
what I see I make my own.
And I'm here to tell ya, pretty woman
that I'm bad to the bone


Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Ba ba ba Bad
Bad to the bone

 

[IrishWolfhound]

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Ok now I'm not only horny but have that song "Bad to the Bone" running through my head. sing it George!!

Now imagine my tongue working in that same rhythm on your tenderest flesh. (Ta-duuuum-ta da!)

 

[T.H. Oughts]

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Now imagine my tongue working in that same rhythm on your tenderest flesh. (Ta-duuuum-ta da!)

ok, the kids have gone over to the neighbours to play so I'm gonna go play to the beat myself....

 

[IrishWolfhound]

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ok, the kids have gone over to the neighbours to play so I'm gonna go play to the beat myself....

Have fun...and give us a full report later on.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

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Have fun...and give us a full report later on.

The report isn't too full as I had to make it short but sweet....

Never mind, at least my mind is clear to think again for a couple for more hours....

 

[IrishWolfhound]

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The report isn't too full as I had to make it short but sweet....

Never mind, at least my mind is clear to think again for a couple for more hours....

I was just thinking when the notice popped up..."Boy, that was a quickie."

I hope Mr. Oughts isn't too tired when he gets home.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

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I was just thinking when the notice popped up..."Boy, that was a quickie."

I hope Mr. Oughts isn't too tired when he gets home.

yep, 20 minutes play time is a quicki alright, *chuckle*

Well he will be home about 10pm and after a day of grading students and then an evening of instructor training I dare say he will not have to much energy left.....

 

[onewingedangel]

I completely simpathize with your frustrations.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I completely simpathize with your frustrations.

Thanks I got rid of them for now.....

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Damn...it's like a days flying time to get there. I suppose by then he'll be all recharged, you'll be satisfied, and I'd be this dumb Yank standing on your porch with a huge erection and no place to go.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Damn...it's like a days flying time to get there. I suppose by then he'll be all recharged, you'll be satisfied, and I'd be this dumb Yank standing on your porch with a huge erection and no place to go.

lol, shit happens my friend..... but hey I would invite you in for coffee.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

lol, shit happens my friend..... but hey I would invite you in for coffee.

Hell of a long trip for coffee. Any unguarded sheep in your neighborhood?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Hell of a long trip for coffee. Any unguarded sheep in your neighborhood?

Baaaaa.....