Ok, so I like rimming...

[Xun]

I'm thinking about writing a story about a guy who likes to rim, but his gf is totally against it. The only problem is, it'd be boring if I just write the guy going down on his gf a bunch of times, trying to rim, until he gets her drunk enough so she doesn't notice. How can I have the guy try to rim and how should he finally succeed?
And yes, I want it to be a comical story.

 

[Chicklet]

I think he should be licking at her pussy all nice and lustily, and then slowly move his fingers in place of his tongue. He's stroking her clit with his forefinger, stroking the opening of her pussy with his thumb, and slowly slides his tongue down between her ass cheeks. She squeals, kicks, probably hits him in the chest, and then sends him off while she finishes alone. = )

 

[Couture]

How about she gets drunk and somehow gets tangeled up in something. Maybe she isn't even drunk at all. What if she was bent over the edge of the tub washing her hair and some of it got caught in the lever that switches the water flow from the faucet to the shower head.

"Shit, I'm caught." "Honey, can you hear me? My hair is stuck!"

What seems to be the problem.

"My hair. It's caught in the shower thingy."

So you're stuck huh? Do you mind if I do this?

"Stop that, this isn't funny. Come on, we can play later. Get my hair loose first. Wh-what are you doing? Stop it please . . . please . . . it's ugh - it's ugh- dirty."

 

[Never]

I think he should be licking at her pussy all nice and lustily, and then slowly move his fingers in place of his tongue. He's stroking her clit with his forefinger, stroking the opening of her pussy with his thumb, and slowly slides his tongue down between her ass cheeks. She squeals, kicks, probably hits him in the chest, and then sends him off while she finishes alone. = )

A woman who can lick her own anus...
What would she need a boyfriend for?