Ok, so I have some newbie questions...

[Shock Chick]

I know I know, I bet this stuff has been asked loads of times before, but please don't shout at me. Otherwise I might unleash the tutorial on shredding arpeggios on you all. *evil grin*

Hanyways. When do I lose this virgin tag? I'm guessing it's after a certain number of posts but how many? I don't mind being called a virgin but to say it's very alien to me would be an understatement.

When can I have an AV? How many posts does that take?

Apologies if you are all sick of repeating yourselves but if us newbies weren't annoying you wouldn't love us so much.

Shock Chick

 

[NoJo]

You'll lose your virginity at 30, and become experienced.

100 posts and we can all wank, sorry, look over your avatar.

 

[Shock Chick]

30? That's a bit late. Thankyou Joe.

And oopsie I just realised I was told the answer to the second question in a PM from a very kind person. DUH!

Shock Chick

 

[damppanties]

Six more to go. Reply to this and it will be five more.

 

[Shock Chick]

lol Dampy.

 

[Guest]

I can't wait to see what your AV might be! Please stick around, us with enquiring minds want to know.

Lou

 

[damppanties]

Until then you can discuss about the AVs of other people here.

You didn't see Lou's black and white, did you? While you were lurking maybe? It was quite something... where she's got one hand raised and is mmmmmmmm.....

 

[Shock Chick]

No I don't think I've seen that one. Seen quite a few though, she likes changing them I noticed that. Good on her for her sexiness, if you've got it, flaunt it, I say.

Can't wait to do some flaunting myself. I just hope it's not too SHOCKING!!!!

 

[Guest]

Thanks, Shock!

Well, yeah, that's kinda what I think. I'm feeling in a "watching" mood today.

I'm really wondering what yours is going to be now!

Lou

 

[damppanties]

pssst.

She's here.

 

[Guest]

Oh stop it, Dampy! You're embarrassing me.

Yeah, ok, so I don't embarrass easily.

Lou

 

[Shock Chick]

That's really classy Lou! You're very pretty.

If I wasn't so into men...

 

[Guest]

Hahaha! Thanks!

I do know what you mean, btw, although I'd never turn a sexy woman down.

There's many here that, given half the chance, well, you know.

Lou

 

[damppanties]

Oh stop it, Dampy! You're embarrassing me.

Yeah, ok, so I don't embarrass easily.

Lou

We're just trying to get Shock to her AV here.

 

[Guest]

Ah yes, good point!

Lou

 

[Shock Chick]

Such friendly and helpful people around here. Thanks Dampy. I just hope you don't regret encouraging me...

 

[damppanties]

Don't think I will.

 

[tolyk]

Dampy! How've you been??

 

[damppanties]

Been here 'n there 'n everywhere.

Fine thank you.

 

[tolyk]

Any new stories lately?

I'm working on a couple new ones, they'll be up in a couple weeks at the latest.

 

[damppanties]

Err... yep. In my sig. Zodiac Girls ch. 07.

 

[Shock Chick]

Been here 'n there 'n everywhere.

As Macca once sang. Sorry can't help myself.

 

[tolyk]

Chapter 2 to chapter 7?
Where are the rest of the chapters?

 

[damppanties]

Who?


They are all there, I've written only 2 and 7 cos it's a chain story. Other authors have written the other chapters.

 

[Shock Chick]

Who?

Were you asking me that? Sorry if you weren't. Macca as in Paul McCartney.