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beingtrue2me

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I want a guy that is cute and smiles a lot. Hopefully he is open minded and likes Latino women. Ok chubby this is what I wanna find under my tree got it? Oh and if he rides that's a plus.


So let's hear from everyone else what you want the guy in the red pj's to bring you. :D
 
Somebody to cuddle, please.

:kiss:

(and by cuddle, I mean sex. Thanks)
 
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deft said:
Somebody to cuddle, please.

:kiss:

(and by cuddle, I mean sex. Thanks)
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But they aren't the same. Ya gotta make a choice or you're gonna confuse santa. Either it's sex or cuddling. Can't be greedy and ask for two things. ;)
 
Keep the partridge I the pear tree

An intelligent, adventurous lady willing to watch the NCAA playoffs New Year's Eve
 
Ok chubby. Maybe I got my request in too late. Ima give you a pass this time. Tell you what. I bet you're friends with Cupid right? Ok here's how you can make it up to me. Tell Cupid to do his thing and make up for you not getting me my Mr Right (and btw I like girls too yanno) and all will be forgiven k?
 
I want some roots. Deep fucking roots. The kind that don't dry, dwindle or, most importantly, move. I've moved I think about 60 times in my fifty-ish years life and I'm tired of it!

The next place I move, and I know I will be, I want it to be the last time (and a woman to keep me there would help, natch). Then again, I said this same thing about 10 movings ago, and it apparently didn't stick...
 
beingtrue2me said:
Ok chubby. Maybe I got my request in too late. Ima give you a pass this time. Tell you what. I bet you're friends with Cupid right? Ok here's how you can make it up to me. Tell Cupid to do his thing and make up for you not getting me my Mr Right (and btw I like girls too yanno) and all will be forgiven k?
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Damn, Santa came by and wanted me to get in his sleigh with him. Now I know why, I should have gone with him :/
 
LWulf said:
I want some roots. Deep fucking roots. The kind that don't dry, dwindle or, most importantly, move. I've moved I think about 60 times in my fifty-ish years life and I'm tired of it!

The next place I move, and I know I will be, I want it to be the last time (and a woman to keep me there would help, natch). Then again, I said this same thing about 10 movings ago, and it apparently didn't stick...
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I get that. I was raised in Virginia and spent a lot of time in Cabo (where my mom grew up) and I miss both places. I'm in charlotte now and I've been wanting to move back to either home but doubt I'll ever leave the u.s. for good. Roots are hard to ignore. I've ridden half a zillion miles in my life and more and more I think about what I want to do when I grow up. Hope I never do. :D


Phaneron said:
Damn, Santa came by and wanted me to get in his sleigh with him. Now I know why, I should have gone with him :/
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Pity. Shoulda gotten in the sleigh. Here I am with my christmas lingerie on and my newly painted toe nails and no one to show them off to. Oh you realllllly shoulda got in that sled. :D Did I mention that I love sex and am kinda good at it? :D :D
 
beingtrue2me said:
Pity. Shoulda gotten in the sleigh. Here I am with my christmas lingerie on and my newly painted toe nails and no one to show them off to. Oh you realllllly shoulda got in that sled. :D Did I mention that I love sex and am kinda good at it? :D :D
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Damn...let me see how many frequent flyer miles i have saved ;)
 
Ok, the fat dude didn't deliver and cupid couldn't shoot straight to save his bare butt so maybe it's up to the Easter Bunny? Good thing it's almost riding season.
 
beingtrue2me said:
Ok, the fat dude didn't deliver and cupid couldn't shoot straight to save his bare butt so maybe it's up to the Easter Bunny? Good thing it's almost riding season.
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Be of good cheer, even if the Easter Bunny doesn't deliver, Beltane isn't that far away... :):devil:
 
Penuche said:
Be of good cheer, even if the Easter Bunny doesn't deliver, Beltane isn't that far away... :):devil:
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Look you, it's been too cold or bad weather to ride lately. I haven't gotten laid since ......and I am a bit on the bitchy side so if you are gonna tease me you'd better tease me good. Got it?
 
It's never too early to start planning for next Christmas, so Santa, just leave your credit card under the tree ;) the gift that keeps on giving
 
MaBelle3120 said:
It's never too early to start planning for next Christmas, so Santa, just leave your credit card under the tree ;) the gift that keeps on giving
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He can leave his credit card (the black one) but he can keep the "gift that keeps on giving" A friend of mine had a one nite thing last year and she's regretted it every second since then.
 
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