OK now THIS....

[TheDivineMsM]

Is fucking funny...
Last night was my birthday and in my haste to get to my leather paddle i pretty much dumped my toy bag in my trunk...
fast forward to today...
My sister took my car while i was sleeping off my drunk to walmart...to pick up a bike...
Remote pops the trunk for the dude he is ahead of her....
and there are an assortment of floggers and whips, a couple of big ass pink butt plugs...dildos...clothes pins...clamps...about 150 ft of rope all strung out in my trunk!

She screams and starts laughing and the dude is looking at her...she is like hey...It aint my car...its my sisters car..Of course he is like Umm mum...not your car huh?
She goes to try and quickly clean up the junk and grabs what she says she thought was a belt...ROFLMAO....it was my strapon harness!
She looks at him and turns bright red, and says...nevermind i will put the shit in the trunk...thank you anyway....
Priceless!

 

[Azuldrgon]

LOL!!!!!

One time, my wife was trying to get me ready before I came home. To be a safe driver, I put the cell phone on speaker. Unfortunately, I forgot I left the windows open, so most of the other cars as I was coming home heard her also.

 

[TwilightEmbrace]

LMAO! He will never forget that and have a great story to tell...if ppl believe him....LOL

 

[TheDivineMsM]

LOL!!!!!

One time, my wife was trying to get me ready before I came home. To be a safe driver, I put the cell phone on speaker. Unfortunately, I forgot I left the windows open, so most of the other cars as I was coming home heard her also.

Life is soo funny when shit like this happens...LOL

 

[TheDivineMsM]

LMAO! He will never forget that and have a great story to tell...if ppl believe him....LOL

I know right?
And i will be looking out when i go back to Walmart...

 

[TwilightEmbrace]

I know right?
And i will be looking out when i go back to Walmart...

He will prolly be willing to help ya w/ your purchases if he spots your car...LOL

 

[TheDivineMsM]

He will prolly be willing to help ya w/ your purchases if he spots your car...LOL

I know right?

 

[elvidor2]

When my girlfriend (wife now) and I were moving out of my apartment, her dad was helping us move. He decided to move my nightstand and tilted it over, the top drawer slid open and right there in front of everybody was a 10 inch vibrating dildo rolling towards the front of the drawer.

I grabbed the night stand slammed the drawer shut real quick and carried it off like nothing ever happened. I could feel my heart pounding in my ears for the rest of the afternoon.

He never said a word, he had a real stupid look on his face though, like no way dude, not my daughter.

My girl friend and I laughed our assess off later.

 

[lovemonster]

When my husband and I first married, we had to spend a few months living with my parents until our own place was sorted.

Anyway, one day hubby had the day off and I finished early and went home for a bit of fun. We were in our room getting hot and heavy in a 69, keeping fairly quiet because we knew my mum was home. Suddenly, the door opens, in walks my mum with a pile of washing.....I turn to look at her with hubby's cock in my mouth.....she goes bright red, walks straight back out again....hubby didn't even realise she'd been in the room until I collapsed with laughter immediately afterwards

Needless to say she was most apologetic, she hadn't realised either of us were home that afternoon....

The funniest thing though was a few weeks later we were at my mum's birthday party and all night long we had people coming up to us asking what exactly we were doing as she'd told them we were having 'kinky sex'

 

[Golden_Silence]

Is fucking funny...
Last night was my birthday and in my haste to get to my leather paddle i pretty much dumped my toy bag in my trunk...
fast forward to today...
My sister took my car while i was sleeping off my drunk to walmart...to pick up a bike...
Remote pops the trunk for the dude he is ahead of her....
and there are an assortment of floggers and whips, a couple of big ass pink butt plugs...dildos...clothes pins...clamps...about 150 ft of rope all strung out in my trunk!

She screams and starts laughing and the dude is looking at her...she is like hey...It aint my car...its my sisters car..Of course he is like Umm mum...not your car huh?
She goes to try and quickly clean up the junk and grabs what she says she thought was a belt...ROFLMAO....it was my strapon harness!
She looks at him and turns bright red, and says...nevermind i will put the shit in the trunk...thank you anyway....
Priceless!

I missed this first time around.... damn that is funny.

 

[Golden_Silence]

When my husband and I first married, we had to spend a few months living with my parents until our own place was sorted.

Anyway, one day hubby had the day off and I finished early and went home for a bit of fun. We were in our room getting hot and heavy in a 69, keeping fairly quiet because we knew my mum was home. Suddenly, the door opens, in walks my mum with a pile of washing.....I turn to look at her with hubby's cock in my mouth.....she goes bright red, walks straight back out again....hubby didn't even realise she'd been in the room until I collapsed with laughter immediately afterwards

Needless to say she was most apologetic, she hadn't realised either of us were home that afternoon....

The funniest thing though was a few weeks later we were at my mum's birthday party and all night long we had people coming up to us asking what exactly we were doing as she'd told them we were having 'kinky sex'

Similar happened to me in the throes of passion we were making a bit of noise, we never heard the door downstairs open and dad had come home. Now he has ears like a bat and still to this day refuses to say anything about it

 

[pink]

OMG thanks for the laugh this early morning.

 

[Bubbagump211]

thats some funny shit..

 

[blklthrjkt]

Very funny stories. Guess sometimes it's interesting to see peoples "Life Experience Curve" get accellerated a bit.

 

[TheDivineMsM]

thats some funny shit..

Well i am a funny bitch..and thus my life is funny

 

[humphrey]

That nearly happened to me a few times when the parents visited and wanted to borrow the car. Luckily they never looked in the boot!!!.

 

[TheDivineMsM]

That nearly happened to me a few times when the parents visited and wanted to borrow the car. Luckily they never looked in the boot!!!.

OMG i dont know what i would do if it were my mother and not my sister! I think she would be so freaked out she might leave the car and get a cab home...to yell and scream about a hypothetical accident she would have been in and how she would have been mortified...LMAO...
Knowing my mother she would do this i am sure!

 

[humphrey]

I am glad you understand how i would have felt then if my parents had happened to discover the contents of the boot

My parents would probably have pretended they never found anything and give off sly comments over the next few weeks may even years to come....then i would know.. they would do this i am sure

I can imagine what your mother would be thinking at that moment..my sweet sweet girl oh my my my.

Hope we both never go though anything like that. I dont think i could survive even my sister seeing the contents.

Adam x

 

[TheDivineMsM]

I am glad you understand how i would have felt then if my parents had happened to discover the contents of the boot

My parents would probably have pretended they never found anything and give off sly comments over the next few weeks may even years to come....then i would know.. they would do this i am sure

I can imagine what your mother would be thinking at that moment..my sweet sweet girl oh my my my.

Hope we both never go though anything like that. I dont think i could survive even my sister seeing the contents.

Adam x

EH it was no biggie with my sister...she knows her big sister is a full on freak. has seen the pics and all ya know so it was good.
But MOM??? Oh no, i am telling you she would go into cardiac arrest.

 

[VaGentleOne]

i dont have one to add, that pops to mind, but those are hilarious, gotta love when dirty laundry is exposed at the most inopportune times!!!

 

[TheDivineMsM]

i dont have one to add, that pops to mind, but those are hilarious, gotta love when dirty laundry is exposed at the most inopportune times!!!

Agreed!