Ok Let's Get All of these Multiple Product Threads Over With

[lavender]

 

[LukkyKnight]

You left some out. For instance:

Killer vs. Muffin
Marxist vs. Man

 

[april-wine]

Ummmmm Roe vs Wade.........

 

[lavender]

 

[freakygirl]

Cats vs. Dogs-both
Coke vs. Pepsi-Coke
Charmin vs. Northern-Charmin
Always vs. Kotex-Always
Pads vs. Tampons-pads
Latex vs. Sheepskin-ick.. neither
Dawn vs. Palmolive-Dawn (the green kind)
Louis Rich vs. Oscar Mayer-Oscar Meyer
Marlboro vs. Camel-neither (Merit)
McDonals vs. Burger King-McDonalds
Wonderbread vs. Rainbo-Wonderbread
Summer's Eve vs. Massengil-neither
Chef Boyardee vs. Frano American-Chef Boyardee
FedEx vs. UPS-UPS (the driver is cuter)
Lysol vs. Tidy Bowl-Lysol
ExLax vs. Correctol-don't need either one YET
Pepto Bismo vs. Kaopectate-Pepto Bismol (the pills)


Who in the fuck gives a shit? -Oops, You didn't want us to really answer these?

 

[Mischka]

Now, lavy. You already know this thread will sink like a rock, while the ____ v. ____ threads will continue to flourish. You have to give the people what they want. That's why wrestling is so popular.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Hatfields vs. McCoys

Good heavens, lav, if I wanted to answer such silly inquiries don't you think I'd have found a thread about them?

 

[riff]

How can a blind person tell if they have finished wiping their ass?

 

[Laurel]

Happy Birthday!

Check Your PM Box, {username}!

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Other Story Sites Besides This One?

 

[lavender]

 

[april-wine]

While you are answering these pertinent questions I have a few more for you.

What are your favorite songs for fucking?
As long as I was fucking any song'll do........It's been awhile.....

If you could only choose one sexual position for the rest of your life what would it be?
Oral for me....Oral for her.......

How can I get this "virgin" status changed"?
I keep trying and trying, my priest says he could help....Think he's reliable?

Why are you all so mean to the newbies?
All newbies must be intiated, hey you get hazed in college....Right?

What's the craziest place you've ever had sex?
At this point under a pool deck, during a pool party....

What's your favorite type of ice cream?
Moosetracks......Mini Reese's peanut buttercups in vanilla ice cream yummmmmmmmmm.......

Was the 2002 election fair?
Being Canadian I still haven't figured out who the christ won....lol

 

[Kitte]

Cats vs. Dogs - I think the dogs might win they are stronger

Coke vs. Pepsi - It would be a tie

Charmin vs. Northern- Not much of a fight theyd be too soft

Always vs. Kotex- now that could be a sticky situation

Pads vs. Tampons - Tampons would definately win.

Latex vs. Sheepskin- latex is the clear winner of any battle

Dawn vs. Palmolive - Dawn is a bitch and palmolive is soft

Louis Rich vs. Oscar Mayer - I think theyd end up fucking in a corner

Marlboro vs. Camel - The marlboro man would just lasso ol Joe

McDonals vs. Burger King- I think the kings army could whoop the clown

Wonderbread vs. Rainbo- it would be a draw

Summer's Eve vs. Massengil - theyd end up weeping in a corner together about those not so fresh days

Chef Boyardee vs. Franco American- It would be a bloody fight not sure who the clear winner would be.

FedEx vs. UPS- We'd all be expecting a fast fight... it would take days longer then we thought though.

Lysol vs. Tidy Bowl Tidy Bowl man would probably be the victor.. he has that cool lil boat

ExLax vs. Correctol - I dont know who would win but god it would be a messy fight!

Pepto Bismo vs. Kaopectate - oh the humanity!

 

[AzureAngel]

Pensi vs Women.

Damn, but that's a grudgematch.

Hmm.

History Paper vs Breasts
Communciation Speech vs Breasts

Uhm.

Balls.

 

[lavender]

 

[riff]

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

 

[Starfish]

I feel I am getting what I want.

I want to wallow in the
pit-o-sex-lather-ala-eau de-mischkafunboilavender.

Since you're my bitches, you can serve me any time now.

Okay, so I heard this fucking amazingly bizarre assed fucking thing that just happened a day or so ago.

Over in Nigeria, this one rebel psyco, take it to the next Polpot level wanna be force a funeral party to cook and eat the corpse of the deceased. After they complied to try and preserve their lives, he killed them all anyway.

Oh, but he was nice about it. He let them cook the corpse in sorgum.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Latex vs. Sheepskin- latex is the clear winner of any battle

Not to take away from Laurel's insightful contribution, but I'd like to point out that a Latex seat cover is NOT a clear winner, nor would I wear latex slippers to get a cozy feeling in the winter.

Damn, I'm in danger of entering those mindless threads now...

 

[Kitte]

Not to take away from Laurel's insightful contribution, but I'd like to point out that a Latex seat cover is NOT a clear winner, nor would I wear latex slippers to get a cozy feeling in the winter.

Damn, I'm in danger of entering those mindless threads now...

Ok I see your point on that but in an all and all grudge match I think a latex condem would win... strength wise

 

[LukkyKnight]

There will be no condiments sold on Sundays

click vs. [url]http://[/URL]

 

[mistressastra]

*starts to open her mouth....

but has nothing to talk about*

 

[MechaBlade]

Jesus I never saw all these.

Coke vs. Pepsi - both
Charmin vs. Northern - both
Always vs. Kotex - pass
Pads vs. Tampons - pass again
Latex vs. Sheepskin - latex
Dawn vs. Palmolive - both
Louis Rich vs. Oscar Mayer - louis rich (wins by lunchmeat alone)
Marlboro vs. Camel - neither
McDonalds vs. Burger King - BK
Wonderbread vs. Rainbo - what?
Summer's Eve vs. Massengil - pass
Chef Boyardee vs. Franco American - I don't know
FedEx vs. UPS - FedEx
Lysol vs. Tidy Bowl - never used tidy
ExLax vs. Correctol - neither
Pepto Bismo vs. Kaopectate - pepto bismol

well, that was fun.

 

[MechaBlade]

and cats.