Ok ladies, what's with the big cocks?

[Frimost]

If you were a man, how big do you think your cock would be? Or possibly, perhaps, the question would be better phrased as "if you were a man how big a dick WOULD you want to have?"
Many women always accuse us men of being arrogant, obsessed with size, and having a slightly narcissistic attitude or "big dick" complex, but from listening to their fantasies about being a man (if they have one) THEY ALWAYS have HUUUGE dick too! lol Hypocrites! lol I bet if they were a man for a day they would be WORSE than most sexist, macho-man types that they complain so much about, Boy, if given a penis many would be so irresponsible with it that the next day when it disappeared a whole trail of fatherless babies would remain behind to connect them to the deed. Maybe I'm wrong, I don't know, but it seems to me they would probably be a worse womanizers than most men are (with a great dick comes great responsibility women-lol).

For example-this is what I am talking about.
To illustrate how women always seem to imagine themselves to be well-hung if or when they day-dream of being a man:

Nancy Friday-Women On Top (page 546):

1. My favorite: I am a man instead of a woman (although sometimes I also have big tits as well as a cock). I absolutely love my body and at any opportunity I unzip my fly and let my cock spring free. I strip down and stand in front of a large mirror in my bedroom. Admiring my body, but especially my huge cock (we're talking ten inches long and eight inches around). My balls are very large also, and very hairy. I cup them in my hands and hold them against my cock; which by this time is getting very hard. Oh how I love to feel my cock throb and grow and I feel the urgency to finish the job. I hold my hot cock in both hands and admire my manhood in the mirror. Now I can't resist any longer and I begin stroking my cock. I think about all the cunts that long for my big cock and how silly they are, because I love to jack off, and no one can make me shoot my come like my hand. I stand there, legs apart, pumping my meat, and explode, In reality my orgasm is so intense I absolutely shake all over.

-Pam


To demonstrate my theory that women would be reckless and irresponsible when given a penis:

Club magazine (October 2000)

Q: If you had a cock for 24 hours, what would you do with it and to whom?

Jacklyn Lick:

If I had a cock for 24 hours, I would fuck as many women as I could with it. I'd be on a 24-hour fucking spree! And, if I could reach it, I'd definitely suck my own dick.

Nina Hartley:

I'd masturbate for awhile, just to get a handle on things. Then I'd invite some of my special girlfriends -Shayla LaVeux, Ruby, Missy, Anna Malle, and Jewel Valmont-over to play (That’s just the shortlist folks; there area lot more I'd invite but I don't want to sound greedy) but first I'd start by fucking my 'wife' Bobby-the hottest woman I know.

So what's the deal?

 

[mistressastra]

If I had a cock...

I'd want it to be no more than 8 inches erect. Like having big boobs, I can't imagine it would nice to have to stuff it in my jeans.

As to what I would do with it, maybe not fuck a million women, but rather enjoy exploring it and what it could do and how it would feel. In other words, have a nice long masturbatory session.

 

[teddybear4play]

Frimost, I think you're reading too much into this. It is fantasy. What good is fantasizing if you can't go to extremes? I mean, what woman is going to fantasize about being a man for a day and fill out the details by saying that her penis will be average-sized? Or that she won't do anything with it but relish being able to pee standing up? I mean, if you're going to dream about the impossible, you might as well go buck-wild.

I know that if I could be a woman for a day, I'd want really huge boobs. Might as well live it up while it lasts.

TB4p

 

[Frimost]

women are a riot!

Here are a few more hilarious answers from women to illustrate my point from the other day about how irresponsible women would be if they had a cock for a day and why is it they always imagine that it's gigantic for some reason?

Keri Windsor:

I can only assume that my cock for 24 hours would include balls; therefore I would shave them first. With 23 hours and 45 minutes left I would ask Bobbi Bliss to suck my dick (all thirteen inches of it); she won the XRCO Award for Best BJ so who better to suck it than an award-winner? Of course, having no experience, I would not last long and cum really HARD! But with other women waiting to get their share, I would certainly rise up for the occasion. Who am I to deny them? I would love to feel my cock being squeezed by a warm, tight, wet and of course sheaved pussy...if it feels anything like Jewel De'Nyle's pussy. With two hours left to go I would love to have the chance to fuck a couple guys in the ass. I would fuck them so hard and slow and make them beg for it. Names? You want to give you names? Give me a cock for a day! Then look and listen!

13-inches?! LOL Who ever said anything about it being 13-inches long?! The question was simply, quote: If you had a cock for 24 hours, what would you do with it and to whom? lol

Or how about this one from Jewel De'Nyle herself:

I'd kick myself in the balls, because, like most men, my mind would be in my pants instead of my head! After I came back to reality I'd jack off in front of some girl's face and cum in her mouth. Then I'd fuck some gay guy in the ass and have him suck afterwards because I've always wanted to fuck a guy up the ass and cock slap him for fun!

Shiiiit, it sounds to me like she ALREADY has her mind in her pants! lol Just because you don't have a cock ladies doesn't mean you don't think with your genitals!