OK- I'm drunk and ready to talk

[Soma99]

My neighborhood has pretty regular togethers- a back yard fire, beer some chatting. I'm the only non married person to come to them.

I'm now on my back porch smoking a little bit as I enjoy my buzz. I have to be up earl to watch the 8AM world cup game (former soccer player and I love it) so I may disaoear at any minute, I can't talk you through any elaborate fantasy but can chat some. so if yo uwant to talk about any of the following let me know.

1_ the world cup

2- my history of blowing guys even thouh I dont love giving head

3- High education ( I work at a college)

4- why i am single at almost 29 but like having friends with benefits.

 

[KrazieKat69]

Hello there!! Hope you’ve been doing ok!! Wish I was your friend with benefits!!!

 

[cliteatingman]

Sent you a pm

 

[Soma99]

I just peed outside for the first time ever>

It was awesome.

 

[EclecticRob]

I just peed outside for the first time ever>

It was awesome.

Hope someone was watching....

 

[LeinadVirgo]

I just peed outside for the first time ever>

It was awesome.

Omg, really? I've done it tons of times... Though probably easier as a guy

 

[Soma99]

Hope someone was watching....

nooooooo I was alone


yes I am sure it is easier as a guy

 

[mmarfox]

This thread, haha

 

[RockyMountainMan2]

I just peed outside for the first time ever>

It was awesome.

Did you check the wind first? Wind direction is important

 

[L8KNIGHT726]

I played a soccer but not much. I was in Colombia during the last World Cup. It was nuts.

I also teach in higher ed. Love to chat

 

[L8KNIGHT726]

I don't make a habit of peeing outside... but I backpack so comes with the wilderness.

 

[Soma99]

I played a soccer but not much. I was in Colombia during the last World Cup. It was nuts.

I also teach in higher ed. Love to chat

Do you teach BIO 202? if you do you flunked my favorite student past semester. fuck you.

 

[KrazieKat69]

I just peed outside for the first time ever>

It was awesome.

Mmm nice!! Would of liked to seen that!

 

[thinkingofyou3000]

I just peed outside for the first time ever>

It was awesome.

Join the club! Its great isnt it?

 

[Drinkmein]

I just peed outside for the first time ever>

It was awesome.

yessss

 

[ElliottEden]

I just peed outside for the first time ever>

It was awesome.

And not gentleman offered to help 'clean up'? Shocking!

It's usually a guy's prerogative, peeing outside. Find a dark (or not. Depending on the mood and amount of drink) corner and - well. Let fly. That almost delirious feeling of elemental relief. One of life's simpler pleasures.

 

[nexttome]

I just peed outside for the first time ever>

It was awesome.

Squatting with high grass hmmm....
I don't remember any thing like this in your stories....