Don't wear him out dear.
The night? Yes you may have him. But give him back in good shape. I mean, nothing permament... okay? if he is naughty, well...
Oh no you don't. You aren't off that easy. You write down, in detail what you would love to happen should I ever deign to visit you. Then send it to me...
come on. You have the talent to write, do that.
Nah baby. Truly. Was teasing, sort of. Getting to know me is great. The best part of a relationship.
And you don't suck at it, just need practice. I have read your posts, you have imagination, that's the important part.