ok, i'm borred again..

[scylis]

what to do, what to do?

*sigh*




*waits for thread to be burried next to yesterday's*

 

[Merelan]

There are so many things you could be doing. The laundry, dishes, heack earlier this week when my cable went, taking the internet with it, I moved and scrubbed behind the freezer.
Come on. There are plenty of things.

 

[jcgirl]

Oh God. Not the clean the freezer. I am Never that bored

 

[Merelan]

Nope, didn't clean the freezer. I cleaned behind it...

 

[jcgirl]

That may just be slightly worse m'dear

 

[Merelan]

Yes, much worse. Ewww.. Guess what happens to a tater tot left behind a freezer and next to a heating unit for about 6 monthes?


Wanna hear? Nothing. That's what scares me most. It looks the exact same.

 

[jcgirl]

But.....did it taste the same?

 

[scylis]

*sigh*

 

[Merelan]

Uggghhh. I wasn't that bored.

 

[jcgirl]

scylis is. Give it to him

 

[scylis]

to do THAT, one does not have to be really bored, but really STUPID...
i'm bored, but FAR from stupid!

 

[Merelan]

Are you saying I am stupid? Watch it bub. I bet I can take you in 5!!!

 

[jcgirl]

Damn.

I would have found it interesting.

 

[scylis]

i bet you could take me in 5 seconds... but you'd have to be stupid to see what that tasted like.. and i'm assuming, of course, that you didn't taste it..

 

[Merelan]

Eating the tater tot? Or me taking him in 5?

 

[jcgirl]

Watching him eat the tater tot whilst you took him in 5

 

[Merelan]

Nah, I think I will take him, then make him eat...

ummm... the tater tot. Yeah. But I throwed it away. Hmmm. Bet I can think of something else he could eat. But it isn't old and nasty, at least, I don't think so.

 

[scylis]

hello?
am i even a part of this conversation?
do i have at least a little say in what happens to me?

 

[Merelan]

No, you called me stupid. Soo... You are my slave now.
Isn't that right jcgirl?

 

[jcgirl]

That would be the gist of it.

 

[scylis]

but...!!

*sighs and slumps shoulders*

 

[Merelan]

Ahhh don't you want to be my play toy? I thought you were bored. I would keep you busy honey, really busy, and you wouldn't mind...
much.

 

[jcgirl]

Hey. Be thankful she threw away the tot.

 

[scylis]

i'm sure i deserve whatever you give or do to me.... mistress...?

 

[Merelan]

Yes Mistress is the correct title. Or your Lady...
now... your first chore.
Hmm... let's see.
The houswork is done,
the car washed.
The lawn mowed...

the garden weeded....
the windows done...
damn...
ummm.. guess it will have to be sexual then.
Any ideas jcgirl? I would share him with you.