Ok, how many of you sinners have a crush on me?

[RastaPope]

C'mon, don't be shy.

 

[cybergirly]

I could pretend to have a crush on you if you want me to.

 

[RastaPope]

I could pretend to have a crush on you if you want me to.

Whooha!

That's one.

 

[Sillyman]

You have no idea how fierce the internal struggle is for me to keep my fatherly respect for your piety from turning into fiery gaylord passion. I stay strong though.

 

[CAROSI]

"Crush"

I have an Orange Crush, but it may leave a stain.

 

[RastaPope]

You have no idea how fierce the internal struggle is for me to keep my fatherly respect for your piety from turning into fiery gaylord passion. I stay strong though.

Fight it! Stay strong. Remember, a life free of gayness leads to a heaven of buxom virgin girls at your disposal.

 

[Sillyman]

Fight it! Stay strong. Remember, a life free of gayness leads to a heaven of buxom virgin girls at your disposal.

Eyes on the prize, man.

 

[Laurel]

What about those of us who don't want a heaven of buxom virgin girls?

 

[RastaPope]

What about those of us who don't want a heaven of buxom virgin girls?

Make your request through me, and I'll pass it on with the Big G.

 

[Laurel]

I want...it all.

 

[RastaPope]

I want...it all.

I know you do, baby, but there's only so much RastaPope to go around.

 

[Laurel]

Well, hell.

 

[RastaPope]

Well, hell.

No baby, it's heaven.

I think I can work you in right now, my previously alloted appointment is asleep.

 

[Laurel]

Fabulous! I've been penciled in with the Pope!

You sure a Pope can hang with a porn webmistress? Won't the Big G get upset?

 

[RastaPope]

Fabulous! I've been penciled in with the Pope!

You sure a Pope can hang with a porn webmistress? Won't the Big G get upset?

I just gave him a call. We've decided you are now the Patron Saint of Porn.

So all's well.

 

[Laurel]

Really? He's a cool dude!

 

[RastaPope]

Really? He's a cool dude!

Foo' still can't take me in air hockey, though.



I feel as though we've gotten away from the original topic, which was how many of these sinners want some RastaPope. Surely there's at least one?


So unloved these days.

 

[Laurel]

RastaPope, unloved?

Unlikely.

 

[RastaPope]

RastaPope, unloved?

Unlikely.

My pot dealer doesn't count.

 

[BlazeofLife]

Ganja always counts.

Blaze

 

[alexandraaah]

I'll have to defer to my magic 8 ball.

Ask again later.

 

[missy2]

Hiya Pope!
You know I love ya,but I don't think they'll let us squeeze into that confessional again without supervision!

 

[RastaPope]

I'll have to defer to my magic 8 ball.

Ask again later.

I have no use for 8-balls. My sleep tells me everything I need to know.

Usually.

 

[Siren]

I'd like to crush you

 

[RastaPope]

Re: I'd like to crush you

does that count?

Bring it.