OK, Earth: this time you've gone too far.

[CHNOPS]

Dear Planet Earth:

I was willing to forgive you for all the sunscreen. I have overlooked your propensity to occasionally shake buildings down on top of people and kill them or swallow them in pits of blazing flame. I have even come to terms with the fact that you have tied your fortunes to a sun which will eventually die, thus obliterating hundreds of billions of years of life, art, innovation and inspiration just because you were too needy and codependent to find a younger star.

But this time, Earth, you have gone too far.

Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says

It's over. Pack your ragged old atmosphere and take a hike, you worthless piece of space vomit.

Ima find me some orb-strange.

 

[KRCummings]

I am NOT switching to Canadian bacon.

 

[thør]

I am NOT switching to Canadian bacon.

There's a pork product called Kansas City Bacon you should try.

 

[chillywilly2]

Canadian bacon is not really bacon anyway...its cured pork loin...not nearly enough fat in it to satisfy you bunch

 

[chillywilly2]

There's a pork product called Kansas City Bacon you should try.

Is is stuffed with processed cheese and cheese by-products?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

let's all goto MARS!

 

[Phelia]

Oh, shit. Looks like the Mayans were right. This is clearly the end. I have to go make a list of people I need to have sex with before December.

 

[chillywilly2]

and face it...a shortage just means the price is going up, not that we will run out of it

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

It's a muslim conspiracy!!

 

[thør]

Is is stuffed with processed cheese and cheese by-products?

No, that would be a Kraft product.

 

[KRCummings]

Dear Planet Earth:

I was willing to forgive you for all the sunscreen. I have overlooked your propensity to occasionally shake buildings down on top of people and kill them or swallow them in pits of blazing flame. I have even come to terms with the fact that you have tied your fortunes to a sun which will eventually die, thus obliterating hundreds of billions of years of life, art, innovation and inspiration just because you were too needy and codependent to find a younger star.

But this time, Earth, you have gone too far.

Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says

It's over. Pack your ragged old atmosphere and take a hike, you worthless piece of space vomit.

Ima find me some orb-strange.

And, uh...aren't you Jewish?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

It's a muslim conspiracy!!

loool

 

[Recidiva]

Is there a God/Goddess of pigs? I'd consider praying if it would help.

 

[Squibbs]

Jews don't eat bacon.

 

[Squibbs]

I am NOT switching to Canadian bacon.

Pemeal bacon rules.

 

[thør]

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/15843539/long_sleeve_tshirt_for_peter.jpg?color=White&height=460&width=460

 

[Recidiva]

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/15843539/long_sleeve_tshirt_for_peter.jpg?color=White&height=460&width=460

I am not a person of faith. But I BELIEVE in bacon and Imitrex.

 

[KRCummings]

If God did not mean for us to eat bacon He would not have made it so tasty. I mean there are no other examples of Him giving us something that's really really good and then saying we can't have it, is there? No of course not. That'd be silly.

 

[Sean]

American bacon, aka one inch wide fat strips, isn't even a food, never mind bacon.

 

[Recidiva]

American bacon, aka one inch wide fat strips, isn't even a food, never mind bacon.

I buy mine pre-cooked. In a box. I love it.

 

[KRCummings]

American bacon, aka one inch wide fat strips, isn't even a food, never mind bacon.

British people are not allowed commentary privileges on food.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/15843539/long_sleeve_tshirt_for_peter.jpg?color=White&height=460&width=460

hahah

 

[Adre]

American bacon, aka one inch wide fat strips, isn't even a food, never mind bacon.

Blasphemer. You are condemned to Marmite on toast for life.

 

[KRCummings]

Blasphemer. You are condemned to Marmite on toast for life.

No shit. Any civilized person knows that fried pig fat is cracklins not bacon.

 

[chillywilly2]

I buy mine pre-cooked. In a box. I love it.

Yeah..ummmm..Beggin strips were not intended for people...but hey, whatever floats your boat