OK Aussies are your loins girded...

[p_p_man]

...your balls polished and your bats bendy.

The Test starts soon!!

 

[unusuallyconfused]

What test? excuse me for my ignorance.

 

[p_p_man]

THE TEST

Cricket

 

[Myrrdin]

The Tests (plural)

It's where you keep your nuts in a box.
....You try to avoid bouncers.
... You could be caught in the gully.
....If you dont keep your legs close together you could get your bails dislodged.
.....You rub your balls on the outside of your trosers.
....Third man is not mmm/f.
....Bowling a maiden over is a good thing.
....Batting a maiden over is not.

 

[unusuallyconfused]

I like "the test" than!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[p_p_man]

It's an...

I like "the test" than!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

English thing...

 

[Ask For More]

Let's get over Pakistan first....admittedly they're not the greatest of competition though!

Despite England's resurgence I still can't see us taking the Ashes....

 

[Myrrdin]

Hey considering the two most experienced Pakistan quickies aren't speaking to each other and none of the team are speaking to the wicket keeper. You can't expect their team spirits to be that high.

 

[p_p_man]

Every year I have faith...

...in England's resurgence.

This year is no exception.

Altogether now..."Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves...!"

 

[Weird Harold]

Cricket fans amaze me!

I have a great deal of difficulty in finding any excitement in a game the is scheduled to last seven days.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Thank God I'm not a male Aussie.

 

[Ask For More]

Come on Harold...every american sport takes at least three hours to watch a whole game....and baseball takes even longer!

How can you guys cope??!?!

At least most of our sports last the regulation below two hours

 

[Aussie Worm]

GOT HIM!. YES! PISS OFF! yer out!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Is the Ashes due Again?

And tests last 5 days, if that. Although you'd be lucky if you got a result even after 5 days.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Thank God I'm not a male Aussie.

Why not?

We will still bring the ashes back home...

 

[Merelan]

Good god... are we talking cricket? or sex? Or am I just unusually horney this morning?
Sessions that last 5 days? I am moving to Australia. Chef honey, move over and let me live with you. Then I will support us as we carry on.

 

[p_p_man]

Merelan...

...it's no good going there. It's England gonna win...Chef'll be too busy drowning his sorrows to do you any good. Come to us instead...We'll be on a high the rest of the year - (shut up p_p_man you're beginning to beg)

 

[Ask For More]

Gotta love that false optimisim

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Hello Mr. Man.... any other predictions you want to make?

 

[p_p_man]

One up in the Rugby isn't a bad start...

I reckon 2-1 in the Lions favour...

 

[p_p_man]

OK You've pulled one back...

Don't gloat too soon.

It all rests on the third game.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: One up in the Rugby isn't a bad start...

I reckon 2-1 in the Lions favour...

OK. Always quick to admit my mistakes I humbly say that I was wrong.

Well done Australia. 2-1 in your favour.

I've just heard on our early morning news about the Australian coach.

I hope has has a speedy recovery.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Cricket fans amaze me!

I have a great deal of difficulty in finding any excitement in a game the is scheduled to last seven days.

Yep Yep Yep Yep, give ma a one day'r any day

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: Re: One up in the Rugby isn't a bad start...

I've just heard on our early morning news about the Australian coach.

I hope has has a speedy recovery.

As soon as I heard it...

He did a Houillier.