ok, all you bored folks come here..

[unclej]

doesn't seem to be too much going on to tax the old brain cells tonight. here's your mission should you decide to accept:

write a poem using as many of these words as you can. if you can't write you can judge as long as your semi-nice. winner gets braggin' rights and a six pack of your favorite beverage. of course, you'll have to buy your own six pack but it's still a prize.

dirt, flirt, pert, shirt, skirt, spurt, squirt, assert, convert, exert, expert, insert, invert, pervert, t-shirt, unhurt, extravert, Burt or Bert.

contest ends about 7:30 'cause that's when i intend to go and tip a few.

 

[ScarlettRose]

7:30 central then?

 

[unclej]

yes mam, about an hour from now. you gonna write a poem or join me for drinks?

 

[riff]

An invert in the dirt
A freaky t-shirt
They left my eyes unhurt
A pert extravert
A pervert wanna flirt
I'm gonna squirt a spurt
Insert, exert a skirt
Assert a freaky shirt
Convert an expert
Who the fuck is Burt?

 

[unclej]

good start riff. you're definitely in first place for now.

 

[riff]

Gee, something I always wanted.

 

[Saint Peter]

Unhurt, dick in the dirt
T-shirt torn, nipples pert
Pervert Burt the Extravert

The awesome Skirt
Boyfriend's flirt convert
Spoke to Burt
Pervert Burt the Extravert

On a spurt
Roaming hands covert
Sliding up the Skirt
Pervert Burt the Extravert

Shorts full of spurt
Dick in the dirt
Ass and teakettle invert
Pervert Burt the Extravert

 

[floridaguy64]

Sometimes late at night
I lie awake and watch you sleep
Lost in your peaceful dreams
I turn out the light and remain awake
A thought crosses my mind
Would you ever doubt the way I feel
About you in my heart?

Tomorrow is an illusion
Today is for real
Should I die in my sleep
Would you know how I feel?

 

[Saint Peter]

Sometimes late at night
I lie awake and watch you sleep
Lost in your peaceful dreams
I turn out the light and remain awake
A thought crosses my mind
Would you ever doubt the way I feel
About you in my heart?

Tomorrow is an illusion
Today is for real
Should I die in my sleep
Would you know how I feel?

floridaguy64 cheated. Not one of the list words were used.

 

[unclej]

allright saint peter, a little healthy competition.

florida, that's a really good poem but i'm afraid it doesn't qualify for the big time, high dollar first prize. didn't use any of my list of words. (seriously, good poem)

 

[ScarlettRose]

yes mam, about an hour from now. you gonna write a poem or join me for drinks?

can't seem to come up with even a bad poem at the moment, and i have to go out in a few and pick of some groceries, and a bottle of wine because i was good today.

 

[ScarlettRose]

Sometimes late at night
I lie awake and watch you sleep
Lost in your peaceful dreams
I turn out the light and remain awake
A thought crosses my mind
Would you ever doubt the way I feel
About you in my heart?

Tomorrow is an illusion
Today is for real
Should I die in my sleep
Would you know how I feel?

very familiar, i can hear the voice singing it, but i don't remember what song it is.

 

[Saint Peter]

*bump* for the bored people

 

[riff]

did I win?

 

[Saint Peter]

It was a close one. I would like to point out I used the word "covert" that was not on the list but might have been.

 

[riff]

Well, that does it. I can be comfy in 2nd place. I am a middle child after all.

 

[Saint Peter]

I did fail to say how quickly your poem was posted. I had the chance to get ideas from you and make them my own. Kinda like the beatles may have heard a tune similar but could not put a finger on it type of thing.

 

[riff]

It's not a problem. I hate contests anyway.

 

[Saint Peter]

I am amazed with all the intelligent, artistic, word driven people on the GB that only three came up with poems. What a bunch of wannabees. You have to go that extra mile. If not you will be a porno board loser till your last breath.

 

[floridaguy64]

If you are familiar with country songs...

very familiar, i can hear the voice singing it, but i don't remember what song it is.

Yes, it might seem familiar indeed... yet it's all mine. I take my inspiration from what I see, hear and experience. Well, the "Sometimes late at night"... I admit it, I've heard it before.

And Rose, my poem does strike a very similar cord with that voice you hear......... that's a good thing I imagine

 

[#1tankcomander]

Oh I know it's past the time limit, but here goes....

Burt , a prevert ran from his girlfriends house,
wearing nothing but a t-shirt and a skirt!

He tried to convert her, being an expert as an extravert.

He ran 'cause she called him dirt and that he was only a flirt,
with a shirt who could only squirt and not spurt!

She went on to say that he should assert himself and insert his manhood in her, after all she was unhurt!

She was being quite pert!

But alas he had a dick that was an invert and couldn't exert on anyone other than Bert!



I used every fucking word, PIGDICK!

Of course after I consumed the sixpack!

You know I love ya man! (not in the gay sense silly)

Does that mean I get the green winnie award?


Tank

 

[unclej]

i want to apologize publicly for my lack of follow through and general bad manners. i got a call from a pretty young thing and the proverbial offer that couldn't be refused and ran off and left you. i'm totally ashamed of myself (not) and should have my poet judge's liscense taken away.

i'm also a coward when it comes to hurting peoples feelings so i'm gonna declare it a three way tie and you should all go buy your prizes.

i'm thinking of a follow up contest using schnitzel but it may take me a while.

 

[riff]

i want to apologize publicly for my lack of follow through and general bad manners. i got a call from a pretty young thing and the proverbial offer that couldn't be refused and ran off and left you. i'm totally ashamed of myself (not) and should have my poet judge's liscense taken away.

i'm also a coward when it comes to hurting peoples feelings so i'm gonna declare it a three way tie and you should all go buy your prizes.

i'm thinking of a follow up contest using schnitzel but it may take me a while.

BOOOO! BOOOOO! BOOOOO!

<throws fishheads at piggy>