Oi, you perverts! You are nicked!

[OldScotlandYard]

what is the deal with perverted stories about a man being kiddnaped by women aliens and being turned into a woman slave? why do you perverts have to write such stories over and over? isn't one enough? are you trying to brain-wash the general public into perverts too?

YOU ARE ALL NICKED!

 

[Shock Chick]

what is the deal with perverted stories about a man being kiddnaped by women aliens and being turned into a woman slave? why do you perverts have to write such stories over and over? isn't one enough? are you trying to brain-wash the general public into perverts too?

YOU ARE ALL NICKED!

I haven't read that one, got a link? Cos it's fun. No. Yes, but not much help needed from us.

Goodie! Take me down, it's a fair cop.

Shocky

P.S. You seem to have a thing about perverts. I'd get that seen to mate.

 

[Black Tulip]

what is the deal with perverted stories about a man being kiddnaped by women aliens and being turned into a woman slave? why do you perverts have to write such stories over and over? isn't one enough? are you trying to brain-wash the general public into perverts too?

YOU ARE ALL NICKED!

Hmmm, I sense a lot of hostility here.
Do you want to tell me about it?
It's ok to feel anger, you know.
I understand, tell me how you feel.

 

[OldScotlandYard]

fat lesbians, u r nicked!

 

[Belegon]

are you trying to brain-wash the general public into perverts too?

Not all of them, just the hot chicks!

Ok, I admit it. All of them.

 

[Belegon]

fat lesbians, u r nicked!

Hey, I'm not fat!

 

[Black Tulip]

No, just honorary.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

What's that old joke? If pigs could fly Scotland Yard would be London's third airport? Hehe. If you see any fat lesbians, send them my way.

 

[Sabledrake]

Now I'm confused ... I thought "nicked" meant "stolen."

Sabledrake

 

[Black Tulip]

My guess, put in the nick (=prison).

British chap, so it seems, what?

 

[Sabledrake]

Ohhh! Got it. Thanks for clarifying, BT!

Sabledrake

 

[Just-Legal]

what is the deal with perverted stories about a man being kiddnaped by women aliens and being turned into a woman slave? why do you perverts have to write such stories over and over? isn't one enough? are you trying to brain-wash the general public into perverts too?

YOU ARE ALL NICKED!

Oh god, not again... I'm not drunk and disorderly this time ossifer!

 

[oggbashan]

I think OldScotlandYard must have been reading some of my stories and they have affected his brain.

Or perhaps it is senile dementia. New Scotland Yard dates from the 1880s so he must be older than that. All he probably needs is a flash of an ankle to turn him on.

Og

 

[EnglishMuffin]

Og, i love your wonderful stories.

 

[oggbashan]

Og, i love your wonderful stories.

I am pleased that I have at least one fan.

Welcome to the Author's Hangout.

Og

 

[gauchecritic]

British chap, so it seems, what?

Hmm. When I first saw the name I read OldScotlandYardy.

The phrase is more often pronounced "Yor fackin' nicked."

Orginally by Sable
Now I'm confused ... I thought "nicked" meant "stolen."

Also, up here in the North 'nicked' is a synonym for doolally.

Gauche

 

[pop_54]

what is the deal with perverted stories about a man being kiddnaped by women aliens and being turned into a woman slave? why do you perverts have to write such stories over and over? isn't one enough? are you trying to brain-wash the general public into perverts too?

YOU ARE ALL NICKED!

Eye-up, the Scuffers are in, i'm avin it on me toes a bit rapid.

 

[cantdog]

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~shane/stasj/pics/humor/div/xmasbukkake.jpg

 

[Wholemanz]

what is the deal with perverted stories about a man being kiddnaped by women aliens and being turned into a woman slave? why do you perverts have to write such stories over and over? isn't one enough? are you trying to brain-wash the general public into perverts too?

YOU ARE ALL NICKED!

Hey! I use a new sharp razor! No nicks no cuts. Good gel-shave cream too!

Now if you would like, I can think up a couple dozen different ways for you to wind up urinating in the seated position.

How many times have you watched dozens of movies about the 'bad guys' getting theirs?

How many times have you read about mobsters. How many times have you read about boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl, girl dies?

The interesting part is how it happens, and the personal interactions of those involved.

Gosh if you take away every theme that has been written, you will wind up with twelve books.

Get an imagination!

he he he

Course I could be wrong, but then so can anybody.

 

[Boxlicker101]

what is the deal with perverted stories about a man being kiddnaped by women aliens and being turned into a woman slave? why do you perverts have to write such stories over and over? isn't one enough? are you trying to brain-wash the general public into perverts too?

YOU ARE ALL NICKED!

I wonder if he's referring to two of my stories. They are about an alien named Zuzie and how she abducts the narrator into her flying saucer for sex. Those are strictly fun stories, though, nothing to get heated up about. The narrator enjoys the sex too like he always does.

Personally, I don't think the guy is serious.

 

[Xelebes]

what is the deal with perverted stories about a man being kiddnaped by women aliens and being turned into a woman slave? why do you perverts have to write such stories over and over? isn't one enough? are you trying to brain-wash the general public into perverts too?

YOU ARE ALL NICKED!

My name isn't Nick.

 

[BlackShanglan]

YOU ARE ALL NICKED!

My heart's a-flutter. I have a recurring fantasy fetish for a hoarse-voiced bobby yelling that to me. Come and get me, peeler.

Shanglan

 

[ChilledVodka III]

You guys know how to dance!

 

[rosco rathbone]

what is the deal with perverted stories about a man being kiddnaped by women aliens and being turned into a woman slave? why do you perverts have to write such stories over and over? isn't one enough? are you trying to brain-wash the general public into perverts too?

YOU ARE ALL NICKED!

I love the way english people talk.

it's all shite, innit?

 

[Guest]

Rosco, beautiful AV. Would love to see an enlargement. Do you know the artist? P.