OhMissScarlett Virtual Bridal Shower

[carsonshepherd]

She's probably going to kill me for blabbing, considering she's only been engaged for six days. But -

Our very own Scarlett is getting hitched this afternoon at the local courthouse, after ten years of coupledom. I'll be there, probably sobbing.

As dude of honor, I have to throw her a bridal shower, but there won't be dumb games, just friends and great virtual gifts. What will you bring?

Scarlett, I'm giving you a 5-acre organic farm, complete with nice farm animals.

 

[impressive]

Congratulations, OMS!!!

I wish you all the best on this new journey.






Congratulations, best dude. (Did you find an outfit?)

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I'm gifting her a classic collection of the best gay male erotica ever produced. It's an endless subscription and she will receive new editions as it . . . erm . . . 'comes' out.

And I gift her Love and Light. Forever more.

 

[rgraham666]

I guessed.

I'll give her a squillion flurdiflatts. She can spend them as she wishes.

Congratulations, Miss Scarlett.

 

[Guest]

Congratulations!

Gift coupons to a naughty bed-and-breakfast from me!

Toys are included!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Congratulations, best dude. (Did you find an outfit?)

my BF picked one out for me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

YAY!!!!
Girlie squeal and all!!!

I'm giving her a case of Champagne, chocolate truffles and two Abstrusions coffee mugs!

 

[English Lady]

Congratulations Scarlett, so happy for you!!!

I'll cook a wedding feast with several dishes that happen to be best eaten off thebody of another person.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Six bales of the finest alfalfa, a barrel of oats with a dipper of molasses by it, a marble drinking trough filled with brandy -

Oh, wait. That's my grocery list. Sorry, let me start over.

A really stunning outfit for the clubs and a bevy of young twinks to carry her there on a litter and fan her with ostrich plumes. And a dozen hankies for Carson.

to Miss Scarlett. I'm delighted for you, and wish you all the wondrous varieties of wedded bliss.

 

[Liar]

Wewt!

I'll give her a blank rain check. With who, where and how is her business.

 

[Guest]

Congratulations OhMissScarlett!

I'd give you BelAmi skin flicks for a primer on your wedding night, but you pretty much have them all in dirty porn library.

 

[glynndah]

My gift is a picnic basket, filled with champagne and crystal goblets to drink it from. perfectly succulent summer fruits and other delicacies. When the feasting is over, it will make a lovely place to store some of the toys other guests will be bringing the couple.

A congratulatory for the newlyweds from the good little witch.

 

[TxRad]

After much though (ok, I know some think that's a stretch for me) I've decide to give OhMissScarlet an unlimited gift certificate to her local Adult Toys Are Us.

And a second one to The Battery Shoppe

 

[Guest]

I will be the entertainment

Congrats!

Maharat

 

[christabelll]

I give ...

I gift thee with a month of honey mead...
A quiet idyll where all the pleasure of the soul and body
unfold in slickened sweet passion.

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

From me - a marble rolling pin and a heavy, cast iron skillet to keep your hubby in line

 

[carsonshepherd]

We made it through the ceremony and it was lovely. Short, sweet and to the point. The child was a perfect gentleman, my boyfriend caught it on video with many pictures, and I didn't ruin it by bawling. I watched the groom's face through the whole ceremony and I saw how he was watching her with such joy and love in his eyes as they spoke their vows, and I'm truly convinced it was a magical day.

Peace to you all the years of your life, my friends

 

[Liar]

That's aww-some.

 

[cloudy]

I'll babysit for her so she and new hubby can have a honeymoon.

 

[TheEarl]

Wow. Congratulations to the pair of you.

And I'll gift you a gerund. See, aren't I kind?

The Earl

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I gift to her all of the gay twink porn she can handle

 

[starrkers]

Congratulations!

And my gift: an open ended gift certificate to the best sexy lingerie shop she can find.

 

[Belegon]

Wonderful news! Congratulations!

How can I decide on a gift if I don't know where the couple is registered? C'mon Dude of Honor, share the important info!

 

[English Lady]

We made it through the ceremony and it was lovely. Short, sweet and to the point. The child was a perfect gentleman, my boyfriend caught it on video with many pictures, and I didn't ruin it by bawling. I watched the groom's face through the whole ceremony and I saw how he was watching her with such joy and love in his eyes as they spoke their vows, and I'm truly convinced it was a magical day.

Peace to you all the years of your life, my friends

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I'm glad it was such a beautiful event

 

[carsonshepherd]

Wonderful news! Congratulations!

How can I decide on a gift if I don't know where the couple is registered? C'mon Dude of Honor, share the important info!

I can honestly say that she and the new husband have a house full of material possessions and they really don't need anything more. Spiritual gifts are more than appropriate, or, if someone was really serious in honoring their marriage, a donation to a charity.