Ohhh Sunnygirl!

[Valdimer]

Come on.....get in here you....



It's ok. , I wont bite.....hard.

 

[SunnyGirl]

Did I hear someone calling my name?
*peering about*

 

[doctor_insanus]

I wouldn't trust that guy if I were you. I heard he does bite... hard.

 

[Valdimer]

Dont listen to him.......he doesnt know.




I nibble, really....I do.




See, it's not such a bad place. You just have to get the mood set right.

 

[SunnyGirl]

But what if that's what I want?

 

[Valdimer]

Well, hehe....I can do that too. I'm a chompin machine I tell you!

 

[SunnyGirl]

Dont listen to him.......he doesnt know.

Ummm Doc...exactly how would you know about Val's biting habits?

 

[Valdimer]

Yea....how would you know?

Was I drunk? *Scratches head*

 

[doctor_insanus]

Ummm Doc...exactly how would you know about Val's biting habits?

Doesn't everybody?

 

[SunnyGirl]

Ok, let me get this straight...he bites and he has the Dildo of Might?

Maybe it's part of his plot for world domination

 

[Valdimer]

Everybody? Damn, you make it sound like I'm a tramp or something.




Well, if I bite everyone.....did ya like it????

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hey... I said that I heard you bite... hard.

I just have very reliable sources.

 

[Valdimer]

Hey now....I'm not tryin to take over the world.....He is! *pointing to Doc*



The Dildo of Might stands for truth, justice, and great sex!

 

[doctor_insanus]

By the way, Val... how did you manage to get that thing out of your ass?

Hehehe.

 

[SunnyGirl]

By the way, Val... how did you manage to get that thing out of your ass?

Hehehe.

(I don't think I want to know...)

 

[Valdimer]

I didnt put it there, I swear! I just sat down one evening.....and there it was! The Dildo of Might must be cleansed! Com'ere Sunnygirl...

 

[doctor_insanus]

(I don't think I want to know...)

Occupational hazard.

'Nuff said, True Believer!

Excelsior!

 

[SunnyGirl]

Cleansed with....
























Javex?? *holding up bleach container*

 

[Valdimer]

No, not bleach!


The didlo of might needs to be holstered, and cleansed....blessed with womanhood again. *wiggles eyebrows*

 

[Ravenloft]

Hey... I said that I heard you bite... hard.

I just have very reliable sources.

Where's my fifty you fucker! I didn't do THAT *Pointing at Val* for FREE!

 

[Valdimer]

Shit bitch! 50 it definatly wasnt worth!



You slobbered way to much, dragged your teeth, and didnt swallow. You are but a cheap one dear Raven........

 

[doctor_insanus]

Dammit... it's already been wired to your account! Now put a sock in it!

 

[Ravenloft]

Shit bitch! 50 it definatly wasnt worth!



You slobbered way to much, dragged your teeth, and didnt swallow. You are but a cheap one dear Raven........

Dude... THAT WAS YOU!

 

[Ravenloft]

Dammit... it's already been wired to your account! Now put a sock in it!

In it or... ON IT?

 

[doctor_insanus]

In it or... ON IT?

Whichever works best for you... just keep it away from me!