SempreAngela
Well isn't that lovely?
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Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the
trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar,
drinking a beer and talking about current cattle prices.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it
becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head, no. "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of
her dress, yanks down her panties, and runs his tongue
all over her buttocks in a circular motion. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and
the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly
back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. His
partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind
Lick maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it.
GO FIGURE !!!
trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar,
drinking a beer and talking about current cattle prices.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it
becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head, no. "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of
her dress, yanks down her panties, and runs his tongue
all over her buttocks in a circular motion. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and
the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly
back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. His
partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind
Lick maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it.
GO FIGURE !!!
