Oh shut the fuck up

[Liar]

No, this is not satire. I'm holding out for the hope that it might be fake.

Anders Breivik: Mass murderer demands better video games and threatens hunger strike over jail 'hell'

Anders Breivik, the Norwegian mass murderer has reportedly demanded better video games to play in jail and has threatened to go on hunger strike if authorities refuse.

In a letter, Breivik described the prison where is being held as “hell” and made a list of 12 demands to improve the “torture-like” conditions he claimed he is being forced to live in.

His requests included a computer to replace his “worthless” typewriter, updating his Playstation 2 console to a Playstation 3 and providing him with access to “more adult games” that he himself would select, Agence France Presse has reported.

He also requested a sofa to replace the “painful” chair in his cell and that his weekly allowance be doubled to £60.

"You've put me in hell ... and I won't manage to survive that long. You are killing me," he wrote in a letter to prison authorities In November. "If I die, all of Europe's right-wing extremists will know exactly who it was that tortured me to death. That could have consequences for certain individuals in the short term but also when Norway is once again ruled by a fascist regime in 13 to 40 years from now."

Breivik was sentenced to 21 years imprisonment for his bombing near government buildings in Oslo that killed eight people, and a mass shooting on the island of Utoya that left 69 people, mostly teenagers, dead.

Breivik outlined the details of his requests to news agency AFP, where he insisted hunger-striking was a last resort after there had not been any improvements to his prison conditions.

He said: "The hunger strike won't end until the Minister of Justice (Anders) Anundsen and the head of the KDI (the Norwegian Correctional Services) stop treating me worse than an animal."

Breivik is currently being held in Ila jail near Oslo and Skien in southeast Norway, in solitary confinement.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...ens-hunger-strike-over-jail-hell-9130592.html

I'd say we peition the Nowerigan government to take away his PS2 and replace it with a knockoff Chinese Tamachochi and a pinecone on a stick.

 

[Morwen]

This is why the death penalty is valuable. For really sick lunatics who kill lots and lots of people, you need to kill them. They have no value, and you are endangering other prisoners and guards by letting them live.

And dont give me this bullshit about the State has no right to take a life. The State is killing people all the time in wars, in police encounters.

The hypocrisy of fantastic liberal liars who oppose the death penalty but support Obama's wars of murder and assassination, his kill lists, are beyond comprehension. What monstrous lying two-faced demonic hypocrites.

 

[Cathleen]

He's in hell huh? Fuck him. I hope his hunger strike lasts 1 day shy of his (only) 21 years, then dies on his release date. I cannot understand how a sentence of 21 years stands.

 

[Sean]

And dont give me this bullshit about the State has no right to take a life. The State is killing people all the time in wars, in police encounters.

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So because they are morally bankrupt, that gives them the right to murder their own citizens?

 

[Byron In Exile]

This is why the death penalty is valuable. For really sick lunatics who kill lots and lots of people, you need to kill them. They have no value, and you are endangering other prisoners and guards by letting them live.

And dont give me this bullshit about the State has no right to take a life. The State is killing people all the time in wars, in police encounters.

The hypocrisy of fantastic liberal liars who oppose the death penalty but support Obama's wars of murder and assassination, his kill lists, are beyond comprehension. What monstrous lying two-faced demonic hypocrites.

Just put him into the general population and let the inmates invent a solution.

 

[Liar]

He's in hell huh? Fuck him. I hope his hunger strike lasts 1 day shy of his (only) 21 years, then dies on his release date. I cannot understand how a sentence of 21 years stands.

Because Norway is weird that that's what "life in prison" means in their jucidial system.

 

[oggbashan]

They should introduce him to the hand crank machine used in English jails in Victorian times.

http://col4.museumoflondon.org.uk/mediaLib/312/media-312138/large.jpg

He would have to achieve a set number of rotations before being fed. If the jailers don't like him they can increase the friction - tighten the screws - and make it harder to turn. That's why prison staff are still called 'screws'.

If he starved himself to death, who would mourn?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol..

 

[MrFoxwood]

They can't let him play more 'adult' games, videogame violence might make him vi-oooooh, wait...

While I am generally one of those evil liberal bastards that opposes the death sentence, I do believe that in some cases, like when they find the guy standing on top of a pile of bodies and he says 'I'd do it again', it's probably a good idea to hit the fucker with a brick.

 

[Busybody]

This is no way to treat a national hero