Oh shit!!!

[elsol]

The Sig-Other just called me up at work with bad-juju words...

"Can I rearrange the bedroom?"

I was too busy reading an interesting thread and unthinkingly said 'Yeah, whatever!'.

Well... at least she is only doing it for the sake of my dog...

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[ElizabethWest]

I a bit confused. Why does the bedroom need rearranging for your dog?

 

[NoJo]

I a bit confused. Why does the bedroom need rearranging for your dog?

I think it likes to have the phone within easy reach, and still be able to look out the window when it reads the paper on Sunday mornings.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I think it likes to have the phone within easy reach, and still be able to look out the window when it reads the paper on Sunday mornings.

If only I could get my dogs to read the paper instead of pee on it.

 

[NoJo]

If only I could get my dogs to read the paper instead of pee on it.

I guess it wants to be a journalist, and just gets pissed off, because it can't type with paws.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I guess it wants to be a journalist, and just gets pissed off, because it can't type with paws.

Brodie, one of my westies, types with his chin when he sits on my lap. It's a bitch to edit behind him.

 

[NoJo]

Brodie, one of my westies, types with his chin when he sits on my lap. It's a bitch to edit behind him.

If it's a Westie, then I know what the problem is: You need to get a more intellectual newspaper. Those dogs are SMART.

 

[ElizabethWest]

If it's a Westie, then I know what the problem is: You need to get a more intellectual newspaper. Those dogs are SMART.

Hehehehe...I have two, Brodie and Bridget, and between the two of them, they keep us on our toes. Bridget likes to lay her head on my keyboard. I don't know if it's to watch the letters fly across the screen or what. You can't win an argument with one either.

Good night, Joe...time for bed.

 

[elsol]

I guess that did require explanation...

My puppy has finally gotten the idea that his kennel/crate isn't such a bad place after all and it's actually quite cozy. I wanted to move the kennel (which he'll now sleep in without me having to wrestle him into the thing) and use the old playpen to block off an area in my room as HIS.

But he's going to be a 100lb bulldog, so moving his kennel from where it is right now requires some thinking since it's NOT small.

I HAD a plan for the eventual move that required nothing REALLY be moved... I think the SO had a different plan.

*sigh*

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[NoJo]

Hehehehe...I have two, Brodie and Bridget, and between the two of them, they keep us on our toes. Bridget likes to lay her head on my keyboard. I don't know if it's to watch the letters fly across the screen or what. You can't win an argument with one either.

Good night, Joe...time for bed.

'Night, elizabeth.

 

[Guest]

we tried the kennel thing for a while too, but my back would ache horridly...we finally gave up on it...

 

[NoJo]

we tried the kennel thing for a while too, but my back would ache horridly...we finally gave up on it...

You should have done a Snoopy, and lay on top of it.

 

[Guest]

You should have done a Snoopy, and lay on top of it.

we save this for some really cool bdsm scenes

 

[NoJo]

we save this for some really cool bdsm scenes

Okay, we've done Winnie The Pooh, so which Peanuts character are you? I identify with Linus.

 

[Guest]

Okay, we've done Winnie The Pooh, so which Peanuts character are you? I identify with Linus.

sally
and linus. im a multiple character chick.

 

[NoJo]

sally
and linus. im a multiple character chick.

Too bad. I have a crush on Peppermint Patty.

 

[carsonshepherd]

peppermint patty.

I do like to be called "sir"....



Edit: Joe has a crush on the lesbian!

 

[NoJo]

peppermint patty.

I do like to be called "sir"....

How embarrassing that I posted just before you...

 

[Guest]

Too bad. I have a crush on Peppermint Patty.

another dream squashed beyond recongnition.

 

[NoJo]

I wouldn't mind being humiliated repeatedly by Lucy when I try to kick that football.

 

[carsonshepherd]

How embarrassing that I posted just before you...

 

[carsonshepherd]

I wouldn't mind being humiliated repeatedly by Lucy when I try to kick that football.

You are such a blockhead.

 

[shereads]

Okay, we've done Winnie The Pooh, so which Peanuts character are you? I identify with Linus.

I have Linus' oral fetish. (He made thumb-sucking look so satisfying and rather dignified.) I have Charlie Brown's reluctant pessimism. I still throw a Lucy fit once in a while.

I'm definitely Sally.

 

[cloudy]

Peppermint Patty, here, of course.

I've been called that as long as I can remember (my first name is Patricia).