Oh Shereads.....

[McKenna]

I've noticed a serious lack of polls in the AH lately.

Come on, give us our fix, woman!

Give us something zany and nuts to vote on! Your public demands a return of the polls!

 

[Guest]

HEAR HEAR!!
but yannow.. its all that heat and spongy, fungus growing deck...scraping by with a watchful eye towards the caribbean that might have sapped her polling strength.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Perhaps a poll on what the White House will ultimately do with Karl Rove. Will get get fired? Will he be censured? Will the CIA put out a wanted poster on Rove? Will he get an invitation for BBQ at the Bush ranch?

 

[minsue]

Perhaps a poll on what the White House will ultimately do with Karl Rove. Will get get fired? Will he be censured? Will the CIA put out a wanted poster on Rove? Will he get an invitation for BBQ at the Bush ranch?

No. No. No. Yes.

But I've signed the petition anyway like the good lil liberal that I am. How many days before the men in black coats appear at my door, I wonder.....

 

[LadyJeanne]

No. No. No. Yes.

But I've signed the petition anyway like the good lil liberal that I am. How many days before the men in black coats appear at my door, I wonder.....

I suggest you decamp to an undisclosed location immediately.

 

[minsue]

I suggest you decamp to an undisclosed location immediately.

Where's the fun in that?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . Will he get fired? . . . Will he get an invitation for BBQ at the Bush ranch?

Yes.

I believe Karl Rove will be fired at the Bush ranch. He will be marinated, slowly roasted, and served with a jug of Jim Beam.

Neocons eat their dead, don't you know.


I (1 .. 2 .. 3 .. 4 ....) seventh the motion. Shereads should return, and offer us us better options.

 

[shereads]

I haven't posted a poll because I don't have any more questions.

 

[McKenna]

I haven't posted a poll because I don't have any more questions.

*gasp*

You mean, you know it all?! There is an end to the universe? The sky is falling? George W is a product of genetic mutation?!

 

[rgraham666]

I haven't posted a poll because I don't have any more questions.

Ha! How do they get the caramel into a Caramilk bar?

Answer that one!

 

[TheEarl]

Ha! How do they get the caramel into a Caramilk bar?

Answer that one!

It's done using a mould to create the hollow space in the chocolate and then an injector to fill it with caramel.

The Earl

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

It's done using a mould to create the hollow space in the chocolate and then an injector to fill it with caramel.

The Earl

Then how do they get the mould out? Fungicide?

 

[shereads]

Ha! How do they get the caramel into a Caramilk bar?

Answer that one!

The Caramilk bar is born that way.

 

[shereads]

Then how do they get the mould out? Fungicide?

The mould is needle-extracted by hand and used to make cheese. This is the most labor-intensive part of the Caramilk manufacturing process, and without some sleight-of-hand by their former corporate accounting firm, Arthur Anderson, Inc., Caramilk would have shown a net loss for the past 52 years. The good news is, Caramilk's book- keeping has been corrected and brought up to date, and the expected layoffs at the extraction plant haven't materialized. The bad news is, you can expect to pay about $120 for a 6 oz. Caramilk bar beginning in the 4th quarter.

Any other questions?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . you can expect to pay about $120 for a 6 oz. Caramilk bar beginning in the 4th quarter.

Any other questions?

Will you still be our Quarter Back in the 4th quarter?

 

[shereads]

*gasp*

You mean, you know it all?! There is an end to the universe? The sky is falling? George W is a product of genetic mutation?!

Q: Is there an end to the universe? / Is the sky falling?

A: I'm under a court order that prohibits me from answering those questions. Here's a hint: the timing of one thing means there's no point worrying about the other thing.

Q: Is George W. a product of genetic mutation?

A: Not at all. He's ordinary. In fact, he's about as unusual as a beige Honda Accord. He's the nearly-empty Bic pen of adult American males. He's ubiquitous.

That's what's so scary. If not for the 57 million people who think the way he does, he'd be harmless.

 

[shereads]

Will you still be our Quarter Back in the 4th quarter?

No, I'm going to skip quarterbacking altogether, and go directly into TV as a local sports announcer and the part-owner of a mediocre restaurant chain, with the eventual goal of becoming a spokesperson for a Chevrolet dealership in Fort Lauderdale.

 

[CharleyH]

No, I'm going to skip quarterbacking altogether, and go directly into TV as a local sports announcer and the part-owner of a mediocre restaurant chain, with the eventual goal of becoming a spokesperson for a Chevrolet dealership in Fort Lauderdale.

Oh give it up! You want to go Disney!