Oh really?

[jayce1066]

Check out the first response:

http://www2.ljworld.com/onthestreet/2007/dec/13/mos_xmas_tree/

 

[Lisa Denton]

I liked this one:

"Always make sure the Park Ranger has gone to bed.
“You mus' be vewery quiet when hunting cwris-mis twees.”

 

[elfin_odalisque]

I liked this one:

"Always make sure the Park Ranger has gone to bed.
“You mus' be vewery quiet when hunting cwris-mis twees.”

You dig a big hole, cover it with leaves then wait until midnight singing 'Santa is coming to town' in a Ho!Ho!Ho! voice. The little Norwegian spruces come marching forward and fall in your pit.

That's hunting.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

Check out the first response:

http://www2.ljworld.com/onthestreet/2007/dec/13/mos_xmas_tree/

"I hate spunk."

No, no, wait. I didn't mean it! Fat and spunky is purrrrfect.