Oh now, this ain't easy!

[JazzManJim]

I have a choral concert tomorrow. It's heavy on the Latin. I'm going over my music, making sure I have everything down pat before I go to bed.

Of course I'm reading the boards in between songs.

Latin is a very difficult language to read when you're slightly tipsy and horny!

 

[registered "^^"]

I have a choral concert tomorrow. It's heavy on the Latin. I'm going over my music, making sure I have everything down pat before I go to bed.

Of course I'm reading the boards in between songs.

Latin is a very difficult language to read when you're slightly tipsy and horny!

I take it you noticed PB's A(ss)V.........

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Oh now, this ain't easy!

I take it you noticed PB's A(ss)V.........

Are you kidding? I notice it...err...her...ever time it...umm...she posts to the board!

 

[PacificBlue]

*running into the thread*


*wiggling my ass(v)*


*running back out*

 

[JazzManJim]

*running into the thread*


*wiggling my ass(v)*


*running back out*

Life is sooooooo good!

More, please!

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Easy ...

I have a way with languages.

I took Latin in high school & still I can carry a conversation and sing happy birthday in Latin.

I really don't know why I remember it tho' its not like people speak Latin now a days.

Lots of luck Jazz.

 

[morninggirl5]

I have a choral concert tomorrow. It's heavy on the Latin. I'm going over my music, making sure I have everything down pat before I go to bed.

Of course I'm reading the boards in between songs.

Latin is a very difficult language to read when you're slightly tipsy and horny!

Latin is a very difficult language to read any time.

For some reason, I still remember the words to Adeste Fidelis, though.

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Easy ...

I have a way with languages.

I took Latin in high school & still I can carry a conversation and sing happy birthday in Latin.

I really don't know why I remember it tho' its not like people speak Latin now a days.

Lots of luck Jazz.

I could use the help. Lots and lots.

Please? *puppy dog eyes*

 

[KillerMuffin]

Okay, whatever you do, stay away from the stories. Yoyotwat says they're the work of the devil and that's what white western men use to lure innocent Indian maidens to their doom in the culture of sexual debauchery.

I'm writing porn as we speak.

He lifted his head and locked his eyes on mine. His hands went hesitantly to the buckle of his belt. My eyes followed them. He paused, then undid it. Then the button and zipper on his khaki pants. He moved slowly, diffidently. I guessed that he'd never stripped for a woman before. I licked my lips when he started inching his polo shirt up his belly. He yanked it off of his head.

Oh my. With his shirt off he looked like some pagan warrior. My sex started to throb. I shifted in my chair, hooking one leg over the arm and pressing my fingers into my pussy. He took a deep breath and dropped the shirt. His gaze settled in the same place my fingers did.

He toed his shoes off and pulled off the socks. He hooked his thumbs into the trousers and the waistband of his underwear, then shoved them down his legs. He kicked them off and stood there, before me, legs slightly spread, cock pointing towards his belly. I groaned in appreciation. He was utterly beautiful.

The delicious naughtiness of the entire situation caught up to me. The very idea that one of the most forbidden men was standing naked for my pleasure sizzled down my spine. Beautiful, taboo, and all male. My fingers moved faster on my clit. He took a step forward and his erection bobbed. I squeezed my eyes shut, burning the picture of him like that forever into my brain, just before I came all over my hand.

"Holy fuck," he murmured. I opened my eyes again, feeling boneless. He was right in front of me, his hand slowly working his cock. Long and thick, the head of it burned reddish purple. As I watched, drops of precum oozed from the slit. My eyes followed his thumb as it spread the wetness across the broad head of his penis.

See? Porn! Isn't the Internet grand? You could be doing what you're sposed to instead of ready smut and pretending it's Pacific Blue's ass you're about to fondle.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: Re: Easy ...

I could use the help. Lots and lots.

Please? *puppy dog eyes*

I will sing Happy Birthday to you in Latin. Would that help ???

 

[JazzManJim]

See? Porn! Isn't the Internet grand? You could be doing what you're sposed to instead of ready smut and pretending it's Pacific Blue's ass you're about to fondle.

And just what's wrong with that? I'm not even reading smut, though, so I suppose it's okay.

IN any case, that was just mean.

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Re: Easy ...

I will sing Happy Birthday to you in Latin. Would that help ???

You know, I'd probably enjoy that!

*re-cues "O Nata Lux"*

 

[KillerMuffin]

One of my greatest failings in life... *sighs* I'm straight mean. No, really.

I carefully select and post pieces of porn for guys who should really be doing something else right about then. I also hate kitties and puppies and I don't share my candy with my kid, only spinach.

And this is the worst thing. Once, I gave a guy a cyberblow job because he irritated the fuck out of me. It was damned good, too, if I do say so myself. Then I sent him a pic of "me" that I ripped from the amateur section of a shemale picture post.

I have to admit, though. I'm jealous because Blue has a fabulous ass and mine is green. If I were inclined, I'd lust too.

 

[JazzManJim]

One of my greatest failings in life... *sighs* I'm straight mean. No, really.
I have to admit, though. I'm jealous because Blue has a fabulous ass and mine is green. If I were inclined, I'd lust too.

You know...I have absolutely no idea whether your'e teasing me or being sarcastic. That's a horrible thing to say, but my attention is already divided and I'm not reading nuances well tonight

Forgive me if you were teasing me and I missed it entirely.

 

[seXieleXie]

JazzMan

i don't have any money... please don't catapult that big rock at my head

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: JazzMan

i don't have any money... please don't catapult that big rock at my head

You sooooo win a prize!

 

[seXieleXie]

a prize? SCORE!!
what is it? what is it?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm teasing you.

I do that, but not very well. I'm good at things like scathing sarcasm and writing big words badly. Teasing doesn't come across, I suppose.

I'll quit. Make life easier for all.

 

[JazzManJim]

I'm teasing you.

I do that, but not very well. I'm good at things like scathing sarcasm and writing big words badly. Teasing doesn't come across, I suppose.

I'll quit. Make life easier for all.

Thanks. You don't have to stop. Honest.

By the way, nice green ass. Kinda puts me in mind of the alien dancer chick in the old Star Trek show pilot

 

[JazzManJim]

a prize? SCORE!!
what is it? what is it?

Come on down to the prize dungeon....err...vault, and let's see what we have

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Easy ...

You know, I'd probably enjoy that!

*re-cues "O Nata Lux"*

Wha ?!?!


Got totally distracted by KillerMuffin's story.

 

[seXieleXie]

*skips eagerly down the stairs*
oOoOo it's dark down here...

 

[JazzManJim]

*skips eagerly down the stairs*
oOoOo it's dark down here...

Mind the chains...er...valuable bracelets!

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Easy ...

Wha ?!?!


Got totally distracted by KillerMuffin's story.

Yeah...I spent a little time there myself. Damn that Muffin can write!