Oh my god

Aquila

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I just let loose a killer sound barrier shattering baritone chair rattling noxious fart from HELL..

The cat is in full retreat, My eyebrows are melting off, and I swear I can see the fumes like heat waves.

Im so proud of my self.
 
So that's where they smell came from! *running for cover*
 
Nogard said:
Lets see, you must be 16 or 17 at the oldest
Heya baby, how you doin. I love it when you get all uppity like that. It just makes me want to make love to you so bad, mmm baby baby.
 
Aquila said:
Heya baby, how you doin. I love it when you get all uppity like that. It just makes me want to make love to you so bad, mmm baby baby.

a/s/l?
 
Soblue said:
I would but, I gotta...uh...go now.
figures. damn women folk always pass a gnome up. say they wanta real man. DAMNIT how many real men do you know that yuo can use as a full body dildo? Im only 6 inches tall. Fingerin Hell, I can crawl up and wiggle!
 
Damn!!! My hair is permanently slicked back!!!


It really stinks too....
 
Actually most men never get tired of fart jokes. It's just the older ones have heard most of them.
 
Aquila said:
I just let loose a killer sound barrier shattering baritone chair rattling noxious fart from HELL..

The cat is in full retreat, My eyebrows are melting off, and I swear I can see the fumes like heat waves.

Im so proud of my self.

*sniff sniff*

Hmmmm, smells like...Mexican.

:)
 
Re: Re: Oh my god

Shingen said:
*sniff sniff*

Hmmmm, smells like...Mexican.

:)
I don't know what your talking about. I only eat cubans. Mexicans are too stringy.
 
I was thinking Heineken, actually, but I doubt Aquila knows where Heineka is.
 
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