Oh My God...I think I have Jennifer Lopez's Ass.

[Melody_lane]

kill me.

[Edited by Melody_lane on 01-17-2001 at 06:36 PM]

 

[R Nitelight]

Where? Where?

 

[Juliangel]

Hon you look great I would love to have my ass look like that. I will just take your entire body, think Santa will bring it to me for Christmas???

 

[Chuckus]

innocently standing in the room, looking at the picture

You know it is ALL good to have a "Jennifer Lopez" butt. If you got it, use it.

 

[AngusStoryman]

Just enjoyed a stroll..mmmmm

Hi Melody...
Angus has just enjoyed a stroll down Melody Lane...and WOW..he bumped into a very sexy lady..I hope you will take time to say Hi if you see me again ..*smile* That is one HOT body you have...I loved all 4 poses..Would love to chat some time Melody...Check me out on http://angus.tvheaven.com if your interested
An instant admirer Angus xx

 

[Melody_lane]

Hon you look great I would love to have my ass look like that. I will just take your entire body, think Santa will bring it to me for Christmas???

If I could give it to you, I would. (sighs)

I think it is one of those..."hate everything about your body" days. I spent an hour and a half at the gym today, because of that picture!

 

[Naked Hunny]

I wanna look like Melody damnit!! IM jealous!!

 

[WriterDom]

can't really see your ass
darn it

 

[Mustang Sally]

Well, Mel, I can't say I understand your horror at that picture. Looks pretty good to me... if your ass looks a little unproportional there, I'm sure it's just the way you're leaning back.

It's so easy to criticize yourself. You probably wouldn't think anything of it if that pic was of someone else.

 

[Wil_E_Harden]

Orchestra and Balcony

You got a perfect auditorium for making spendid music. The songwriter of "A Chorus Line" couldn't have said it better.

I know places where you can dance naked with that fine body and make beaucoup buck.

You don't have Jennifer Lopez' ass, I hope. How will she sit (etc., etc.) without it?

(You KNEW somone would post that smart-ass observation ... heh, heh, heh ...)

 

[Shelby]

Next time you look, smile.

 

[Nicole]

I also think it has something to do with the way your turning.

Babe I'm sure most women would love to have that body, ne exception here.

Keep up the good work.

You do know that Dixon will be having heart attack when he sees that, poor man want's more than just your Butt in a shot. He will love it I'm sure.

 

[Bobtoad777]

why is this the first we have seen of this sexy Melody_lane? and when am I going to get to see more?

 

[Chuckus]

I also think it has something to do with the way your turning.

Babe I'm sure most women would love to have that body, ne exception here.

.

and so would most men!!!! LOL

 

[Melody_lane]

Nicole--dixon's seen it. He always gets the first look at any pic I take. LOL.
And it is not the way I am turning...my ass is always that sizable.


The problem is...if any of you did have my body, you would know all the things wrong with it. Tiny tits, big ass, too large a waist...I mean, I could go on and on. Most days, I am content, this is what I have to work with kinda thing. But, that picture just sent me into hyper-drive. I knew I had an ass, but I didn't know I had an ASS.

You guys are sweet though.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Melody_lane
Tiny tits,

Perfect mouthful

big ass,

More to sit on my lap with

too large a waist

the better to hold unto in wild fits of passion

 

[Chuckus]

Melody, I have the same situation. I am tall, have big feet and big hands.....sleeves too short, pants not long enough or the waist is too big. I mean long sleeve shirts fit for the duration of one washing. Pants either fit in the length or the waist but not both.....and don't go there with fitting and making my butt look decent in a pair of dress slacks!! Shoes are hard to find in any store that are actually what I am lolking for in my size. Keep the attitude of working with what you have.....it was given to you for a reason.

 

[Nicole]

Melody, I kinda thought he did, and what did he say to it then? He's a man (well I think) and it's the men that all seem to be drooling.

You do know that a woman is never content with her body right? I'm pretty sure that most would be more than a little happy if they could have yours for a day.

Keep smiling babe, you look good, Damn Good

 

[Nicole]

Melody, I have the same situation. I am tall, have big feet and big hands.....sleeves too short, pants not long enough or the waist is too big. I mean long sleeve shirts fit for the duration of one washing. Pants either fit in the length or the waist but not both.....and don't go there with fitting and making my butt look decent in a pair of dress slacks!! Shoes are hard to find in any store that are actually what I am lolking for in my size. Keep the attitude of working with what you have.....it was given to you for a reason.

Babe, I hate shopping but, well, for you I will make the exception. I'm sure I could help you find something that will fit you like a glove *Wink Wink*.

That is after we have gone to get every Pantera CD ever made

 

[Melody_lane]

Nicole.

Gimme a hug! You're so sweet! I think your title should be more like..."sweeter than sugar". Something CandyCorny-ish.

 

[Melody_lane]

oh yeah?

Keep the attitude of working with what you have.....it was given to you for a reason.

Reasons...what reason could that be? Do tell.

 

[Chuckus]

waving to Nicole

Where should I send the Pantera CD's?

Where should I meet you for shopping?

*winking back*

 

[Mustang Sally]

"The only thing that looks good on me is you!"
- the immortal words of Bryan Adams
(god, that song is annoying!)

 

[Nicole]

Huggy hug hug.

Melody I'm only sweet to people that deserve it, and you deserve it. (((((((((MELODY))))))))

Besides if I want your secret to a sexy body I better be nice eh? *giggle*

 

[Melody_lane]

"The only thing that looks good on me is you!"
- the immortal words of Bryan Adams
(god, that song is annoying!)

Now that is funny! I had a guy actually say that to me once. God, I didn't stop laughing forever..hell, it still makes me laugh!