Oh my fucking gawd, just giftwrap the ball and hand it to em will ya???

[KillerMuffin]

Maybe spankins all around would help

The Pack has once again disappointed me terribly. Favre tossed several beautiful passes directly at the panthers. His front line was playing tiddlywinks or something, cause they sure as hell weren't blocking for him. And the only cheesehead who really got a rush was the idiot fan who charged onto the field in the middle of a beautiful Favre interception.

Are we professional players? Or are we just having bad hair days?

I'm going to go weep now. Even Dennis Miller was better than the Pack last night.

We'll get em next year dammit. Hope they don't fire Mike Sherman just cause we lost this year. Give the man a chance to really integrate with the team, ya know? Not everyone is Tom Osbourne.

*sigh*

I think I'll wait until next Superbowl to open the Pepper Vodka.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Sorry CB, my testosterone is raging today. I feel like I can hawk lugies, navigate Manhattan traffic at 80mph on a crotch rocket, scratch my balls in public, make obscene bodily function noises and giggle about them with friends, and say "look at the rack on that on, I'd like to fuck her!"

But Sparky is still siphoning some of the testosterone from me, so I'm still acting like a girl dammit! Not that it's a bad thing. I am a girl.

 

[CelestialBody]