Oh mornings.

[bulgy_pants]

This morning I woke up both very hungry for breakfast and extremely horny. I didn't know which one to take care of first!

Has this ever happened to you?

 

[Lunation]

Maximize avian casualties with minimal stone usage.

Drink your own cum.

 

[bulgy_pants]

Maximize avian casualties with minimum stones.

Drink your own cum.

Hmm. I might pass on that one

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

It's happened most of my life. Up until lately and being too old, I'd take care of sex first then breakfast............... or lunch if the sex lasted longer.

As for drinking cum that was what my wife and her girlfriends were for. I loved cumming in their coffee cups. That is if I had any left from the sex.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Maximize avian casualties with minimal stone usage.

Drink your own cum.

Oh, this.

Drink your juice the night before for a refreshing fruit smoothie. No refrigeration required!

 

[Lunation]

Protein, protein, protein!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Make it a part of your daily regimen in order to reduce the amount of lumpage.

 

[default24]

Make it a part of your daily regimen in order to reduce the amount of lumpage.

Reduce the amount of lumpage? Is that real?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Reduce the amount of lumpage? Is that real?

LOL!! This is three years old!

And yes.

 

[default24]

LOL!! This is three years old!

And yes.

Well, you're the expert I'll default to you

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Well, you're the expert I'll default to you

Ha! Well I wouldn't say that, but I guess I've seen a wanking vid or two since I've been here.

 

[default24]

Ha! Well I wouldn't say that, but I guess I've seen a wanking vid or two since I've been here.

Understatement of the month

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Understatement of the month

It's hard to come up with an accurate estimate, I think I lost count somewhere around 2016.

 

[Sh75]

It's hard to come up with an accurate estimate, I think I lost count somewhere around 2016.

Is that the year or the number of vids

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Is that the year or the number of vids

Start a pool and let's find out.

 

[Sh75]

Start a pool and let's find out.

Lmao, sounds like you could have filled a pool with what u have seen

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Lmao, sounds like you could have filled a pool with what u have seen

Ewww.

 

[Sh75]

Ewww.

Oh don't play coy now