Oh how I love being insulting

SeaCat

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Today I was able to be highly insulting to one of my R.N.'s and get away with it.

I was walking a patient in the halls today. Walking her to keep her from developing either Pneumonia or Blood Clots in her legs. She is a patient who happens to be at a high risk for this because of her disease. (Sickle Cell Anemia)

We had walked quite a ways when she developed a cramp/severe pain in one of her legs. I had this young woman, who happens to be 25 and about the size of one of my legs, put her arm around my shoulder and was supporting her as she struggled back towards her room.

We stopped at the Nurses Station to give her a bit of a break, to allow her to get off her feet for a minute. While there one of the R.N.'s watched in shock as I massaged the cramp from my patients leg, but then went on to wipe away her tears of pain. (I also massaged her shoulders for a couple of minutes to try and get her to relax a little bit.)

When the patient was ready to continue I helped her to stand and had her arm around my shoulder again. I was happy with this arrangment because when she put weight on the leg that had cramped it collapsed beneath her. Not only was I able to stop her from falling, I was able to get her back to her room by the simple act of scooping her up and carrying her. This of course was watched by the rest of the staff as well as several M.D.'s.

After I had gotten her settled in, and her R.N. had medicated her, I returned to the Nurses Station to retrieve some paperwork. While there I was confronted by the shocked R.N. It seems my actions had not only shocked her, they had outraged her. I was allowed to stand there and listen as she berated me for being too intimate with my patient. I was allowed to stand there as she informed me, in front of the rest of the staff and Doctors, (including the patients Doctor) how she would be keeping her eye on me to make sure I never did anything untoward with one of my female patients because she knew how men thought and reacted to young women in dependant positions. She also informed me that I was being stupid because we all know how certain types of people will do anything including befriending those with an agenda in an attempt to get more drugs.

I stood there and endured this for more than ten minutes before she finally decided I was suitably awed by her overwhelmingly higher social status and intelligence she turned to leave.

She didn't even register what I said until the rest of the staff, including the Doctors and the Unit Manager started laughing.

"Once again Orwell is proven correct."

Cat
 
SeaCat said:
Today I was able to be highly insulting to one of my R.N.'s and get away with it.
:D

It's a swell feeling, isn't it?
 
"Once again Orwell is proven correct."

Cat[/QUOTE]

*squirming but giving in to my need to know* I didn't read Orwell. What does it mean? Something from Animal Farm? 1984?
 
Stupid people are awesome!

Sarcasm fully implied.

Good job SeaCat, I salute you.
 
MagicaPractica said:
"Once again Orwell is proven correct."

Cat

*squirming but giving in to my need to know* I didn't read Orwell. What does it mean? Something from Animal Farm? 1984?[/QUOTE]

"Ignorance is Bliss"

Cat
 
MagicaPractica said:
*squirming but giving in to my need to know* I didn't read Orwell. What does it mean? Something from Animal Farm? 1984?
Don't feel bad, I didn't know what it was referring to either. :rolleyes:
 
Trombonus said:
Stupid people are awesome!

Sarcasm fully implied.

Good job SeaCat, I salute you.

I thank you, and ignorant people can be fun to play with at times. (At other times they just annoy the hell out of me.)

Cat
 
SeaCat said:
I thank you, and ignorant people can be fun to play with at times. (At other times they just annoy the hell out of me.)

Cat
Agreed. :cool:
 
SeaCat said:
*squirming but giving in to my need to know* I didn't read Orwell. What does it mean? Something from Animal Farm? 1984?

"Ignorance is Bliss"

Cat[/QUOTE]

I'm a librarian. I don't believe I'm ignorant, but then I learn every day how much I don't know. I just never read that particular author. I thought you might be kind enough to tell me without me having to research it since I've got enough on my hands right now, ya know?
 
I'm going to go with this one since it seems to fit the situtation

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever."

Now I can go sleep and maybe you'll tell us what you were really referring to if only to let me know how wrong I was.

BTW, ignorance is not bliss to a librarian, it's torture. From my answering machine, "Curiosity kills librarians! Save a librarian today... leave a message."
 
MagicaPractica said:
"Ignorance is Bliss"

Cat

I'm a librarian. I don't believe I'm ignorant, but then I learn every day how much I don't know. I just never read that particular author. I thought you might be kind enough to tell me without me having to research it since I've got enough on my hands right now, ya know?[/QUOTE]

Sorry and absolutely no insult is meant.

One of Orwells greatest quotes is that Ignorance is Bliss. It is, I believe, from 1984.

Just as from Animal Farm comes the quote:

"All Pigs are equal, but some are more equal than others."

Cat
 
MagicaPractica said:
I'm going to go with this one since it seems to fit the situtation

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever."

Now I can go sleep and maybe you'll tell us what you were really referring to if only to let me know how wrong I was.

BTW, ignorance is not bliss to a librarian, it's torture. From my answering machine, "Curiosity kills librarians! Save a librarian today... leave a message."


Now this is a quote I don't know. Can you give me the Author?

Again as I said, no insult was meant.

Cat
 
SeaCat said:
I'm a librarian. I don't believe I'm ignorant, but then I learn every day how much I don't know. I just never read that particular author. I thought you might be kind enough to tell me without me having to research it since I've got enough on my hands right now, ya know?

Sorry and absolutely no insult is meant.

One of Orwells greatest quotes is that Ignorance is Bliss. It is, I believe, from 1984.

Just as from Animal Farm comes the quote:

"All Pigs are equal, but some are more equal than others."

Cat[/QUOTE]

:D Sorry. But kinda funny that you were actually answering my question and I didn't get it. Hope you find it funny too. :rose:
 
MagicaPractica said:
Sorry and absolutely no insult is meant.

One of Orwells greatest quotes is that Ignorance is Bliss. It is, I believe, from 1984.

Just as from Animal Farm comes the quote:

"All Pigs are equal, but some are more equal than others."

Cat

:D Sorry. But kinda funny that you were actually answering my question and I didn't get it. Hope you find it funny too. :rose:[/QUOTE]

No need to be sorry, in fact it is I who am sorry if I implied ignorance on your part.

Sometimes I forget that not everyone reads or listens to the same things I do. How many people know who said that if yu want to feel better about your family go to the County Fair? (Jeff Foxworthy)

Cat
 
SeaCat said:
No need to be sorry, in fact it is I who am sorry if I implied ignorance on your part.

Sometimes I forget that not everyone reads or listens to the same things I do. How many people know who said that if yu want to feel better about your family go to the County Fair? (Jeff Foxworthy)

Cat
Unless you run into Aunt Betty...
 
And she is the reason why medical care is shit these days. Show compasion, understanding and the ability to be human... you must be a sexual harrasser...
 
SeaCat said:
I thank you, and ignorant people can be fun to play with at times. (At other times they just annoy the hell out of me.)

Cat

I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance can be overcome with learning. Stupidity keeps you from learning.

Good show though (even if I didn't get the reference either, being ignorant and all ;) )
 
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