Oh, great. Now I sound like Mr. Haney.

[Guest]

I've been fighting a sore throat for more than a week. I even went to a weekend clinic for a strep test last Sunday. Negative. Just a virus.

Great.

Except that my symptoms worsened over the next few days and I wound up completely losing my voice by Thursday. Finally my husband called my doctor and she called in some serious antibiotics that very evening. I still didn't have much voice the next day (which was difficult on music tour) but I could tell the drugs were having a positive effect. And today is my third day on meds and I do feel a lot better.

The problem?

Today I sound like Mr. Haney.

Mr. HANEY.

My husband denies it but he's just being diplomatic. (Besides, I imagine he wants to get laid tonight.)

But for me? I could certainly handle having a sexy throaty diva purr.

Or perhaps a Kathleen Turner husky bawdy laugh.

Or even a Debra Winger whiny once-in-a-while squeak.

But no.

*sigh*

It's Mr. Haney.

Green Acres, anyone?

 

[Guest]

Seminal fluid is great for coating the throat and relieving inflamation. Give hubby a BJ and you'll feel better in no time.

 

[Samandiriel]

Seminal fluid is great for coating the throat and relieving inflamation. Give hubby a BJ and you'll feel better in no time.

What does indian fluid have to do with it?

I love Green Acres.......I'm making hot cakes now.....for me and Arnold.

 

[AppleBiter]

What does indian fluid have to do with it?

I love Green Acres.......I'm making hot cakes now.....for me and Arnold.

Actually, the definition of seminal is: Of, relating to, containing, or conveying semen or seed. What you're thinking of is Seminole, which is: A Native American people made up of various primarily Creek groups who moved into northern Florida during the 18th and 19th centuries, later inhabiting the Everglades region as well, with present-day populations in Oklahoma and southern Florida.

I'm such a geek. lol Nevermind me.

 

[Samandiriel]

Actually, the definition of seminal is: Of, relating to, containing, or conveying semen or seed. What you're thinking of is Seminole, which is: A Native American people made up of various primarily Creek groups who moved into northern Florida during the 18th and 19th centuries, later inhabiting the Everglades region as well, with present-day populations in Oklahoma and southern Florida.

I'm such a geek. lol Nevermind me.

I bet you feel much better now.

 

[AppleBiter]

I bet you feel much better now.

Yes, I do.

 

[Samandiriel]

Yes, I do.

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[Extreme Bohunk]

That is a NASTY virus.
Had it myself, took almost 2 full weeks for my voice to get back to 'normal'.

I thought seminal was a hill where they parked big rigs.

 

[Guest]

That is a NASTY virus.
Had it myself, took almost 2 full weeks for my voice to get back to 'normal'.

I thought seminal was a hill where they parked big rigs.

That would be a Semi Knoll.

 

[Samandiriel]

That would be a Semi Knoll.

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[Extreme Bohunk]

That would be a Semi Knoll.

No way!
Semi Knoll was a ulility infielder for the '06 Red Sox.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Sweet, don't worry about sounding like Mr. Haney. If you start sounding like Arnold, then you have something to worry about.

Get well soon.

 

[Guest]

That would be a Semi Knoll.

I thought it was the grassy knoll.

No?


And Dran - I've been trying rum on the throat. Hasn't helped.

Maybe I should add more lime?

 

[AppleBiter]

That would be a Semi Knoll.

So, what you're saying is that the remedy for this sore throat problem is to ingest the seminal fluid of a Seminole while sitting on a Semi knoll?

 

[Guest]

Sweet, don't worry about sounding like Mr. Haney. If you start sounding like Arnold, then you have something to worry about.

Get well soon.

Thanks, LJ -

Hopefully no voice group chat in the near future?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

With love and compassion for sick Sarahh,

http://members.aol.com/Dave7373/haney.gif

Mr. Haney Click it, I dare you.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Samandiriel]

So, what you're saying is that the remedy for this sore throat problem is to ingest the seminal fluid of a Seminole while sitting on a Semi knoll?

Bloody brilliant.



oh yes, sorry to hear you are under the weather sarahh.

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

So, what you're saying is that the remedy for this sore throat problem is to ingest the seminal fluid of a Seminole while sitting on a Semi knoll?

Nice!
You hit the Trifecta!

 

[Guest]

So, what you're saying is that the remedy for this sore throat problem is to ingest the seminal fluid of a Seminole while sitting on a Semi knoll?

Yes but it has to be the seminal fluid of a dog-man that likes Chrysler products. Also known as a Hemi Gnoll.

And that will remedy the phlegmy hole.

(Edited for spelling.)

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Yes but it has to be the seminal fluid of a dog-man that likes Chrysler products. Also known as a Hemi Gnoll.

And that will remedy the flemmy hole.

Don't bring the Phlemish into this, you know how they get.