SeaCat
Hey, my Halo is smoking
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Today I was once again working with Sal. Okay I know I described Sal here before. Did I mention though that she is oh so very reserved? She is.
Today we had the unenviable task of cleaning up a patient that came up from the E.R. This patient was an absolute mess. We had wondered why they wer bringing this patient up in a bed and not a gurney. We found out when we started the evaluation. The patient was covered in Feces from her shoulders to her ankles. She had obviously been like this for quite some time as much of it had dried on. (The Charge Nurse as called in. The Director of Nursing was called in. It was documented complete with Photographs. A complaint has been filed and there is an investigation ongoing.)
Well After all this Sal and I cleaned her up. It was not a nice job. It took us more than a little time. About halfway through the job Sal started looking uncomfortable. Finally we were down to the point where we were getting her dressed. We had changed the sheets under her and cleaned her. We had bagged all of the soiled linens and closed the bag. The room was smelling much better.
Sal was now acting a bit strange. She was obviously uncomfortable. The cause of her discomfort quickly became obvious. Oh good lord she let one rip. We're talking the windows rattled and the air hazed. We were both gasping for air. This was not a ladylike passin of the gas, this was a full scale release of a Gastric Tract Produced Biologial weapon of Mass Destruction.
So here we were. We had just finished cleaning up this woman who was coated in Feces without a twitch from either of us. Now we were standing in a room clouded by her Flatulence and she was starting to blush. I shifted my feet a touch and let loose with one of my own. (Okay so I ate Rice and Beans last night.) I looked over at Sal and informed her that she had beaten me with the length but had won by sheer volume. She looked at me with startled look then burst out laughing just before fleeing the room.
A short time later sh came up to me in the hall with her hands hidden behind her back. She smiled at me before bringing her hands out from behind her back. In each hand she held a spray bottle of room deoderizer. She handed me one while dropping the other into her pocket. That was it, we both started laughing our asses off.
You have to love a woman who can laugh about her bodily functions.
Cat
Today we had the unenviable task of cleaning up a patient that came up from the E.R. This patient was an absolute mess. We had wondered why they wer bringing this patient up in a bed and not a gurney. We found out when we started the evaluation. The patient was covered in Feces from her shoulders to her ankles. She had obviously been like this for quite some time as much of it had dried on. (The Charge Nurse as called in. The Director of Nursing was called in. It was documented complete with Photographs. A complaint has been filed and there is an investigation ongoing.)
Well After all this Sal and I cleaned her up. It was not a nice job. It took us more than a little time. About halfway through the job Sal started looking uncomfortable. Finally we were down to the point where we were getting her dressed. We had changed the sheets under her and cleaned her. We had bagged all of the soiled linens and closed the bag. The room was smelling much better.
Sal was now acting a bit strange. She was obviously uncomfortable. The cause of her discomfort quickly became obvious. Oh good lord she let one rip. We're talking the windows rattled and the air hazed. We were both gasping for air. This was not a ladylike passin of the gas, this was a full scale release of a Gastric Tract Produced Biologial weapon of Mass Destruction.
So here we were. We had just finished cleaning up this woman who was coated in Feces without a twitch from either of us. Now we were standing in a room clouded by her Flatulence and she was starting to blush. I shifted my feet a touch and let loose with one of my own. (Okay so I ate Rice and Beans last night.) I looked over at Sal and informed her that she had beaten me with the length but had won by sheer volume. She looked at me with startled look then burst out laughing just before fleeing the room.
A short time later sh came up to me in the hall with her hands hidden behind her back. She smiled at me before bringing her hands out from behind her back. In each hand she held a spray bottle of room deoderizer. She handed me one while dropping the other into her pocket. That was it, we both started laughing our asses off.
You have to love a woman who can laugh about her bodily functions.
Cat
