After my Flying Spaghetti Monster story, I'm contemplating other deity-based erotica in modern settings. So what gods do you think are sexiest? Here's a couple possibilities:
Freya... Beautiful, willowy norse god of love and battle. Also got it on with four dwarves as payment for a necklace they made. Maybe a contemporary jewler makes a necklace in a scandinavian pattern, and while he's reluctant to sell it, this gorgeous, scary foreign girl is very persistent about it. He names his price, and midway through the sex that follows, he begins to realize this is no ordinary woman...
Hotei, the laughing Buddha. Doesn't it just look like he'd have an absolutely enormous organ if one were just able to find it beneath that fat? In Chinese folklore (different from Buddhist belief), if you rub is belly, it brings good luck. Maybe young chinese woman gets a little to carried away with her rubbing.
I'd love to hear some other suggestions.
Freya... Beautiful, willowy norse god of love and battle. Also got it on with four dwarves as payment for a necklace they made. Maybe a contemporary jewler makes a necklace in a scandinavian pattern, and while he's reluctant to sell it, this gorgeous, scary foreign girl is very persistent about it. He names his price, and midway through the sex that follows, he begins to realize this is no ordinary woman...
Hotei, the laughing Buddha. Doesn't it just look like he'd have an absolutely enormous organ if one were just able to find it beneath that fat? In Chinese folklore (different from Buddhist belief), if you rub is belly, it brings good luck. Maybe young chinese woman gets a little to carried away with her rubbing.
I'd love to hear some other suggestions.
and she was doing Aries, Hermes, Hades .... I wish that slut would simply do Zeus! I'd like to read a story between her and the almighty Zeus 
