Oh Fuck!

[QuickDuck]

We all know that it isn't polite to use the "F" word! There are only ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use:

10. "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Look at all them f___ing Indians!" - Custer, 1876
8. "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
6. "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered f___ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1997

And number 1 . . . . . . . drum roll . . . . .
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad." - Osama

 

[Romial]

ROFL

 

[Effigy]

Oh we have an addition

Hi Osama

And Huwwo massa quick fuck

 

[breakwall]

there was one more, but it got edited...

"One small step for man, one fucking leap for mankind" -Neil Armstrong, 1969

 

[QuickDuck]

i am rather partial to the Noah one

 

[k¡tty]

i am rather partial to the Noah one

Aye it's my fave as well... with Clinton's being a close second. lol

 

[RoryN]

How about...

"Who the f___ won?" - Tom Brokaw, Election 2000

(Kitty, your AV just made me accidentally email my mother a fetish site)

 

[Cleopatra]

How about...

"Who the f___ won?" - Tom Brokaw, Election 2000

To go along with that...

"What the f___ do you mean you don't know?!?"- Tom Brokaw, Election 2000

 

[RoryN]

To go along with that...

"What the f___ do you mean you don't know?!?"- Tom Brokaw, Election 2000

*chuckle* Exactly.

Or...

"What the f___ did you just do?" - John Wayne Bobbit

 

[Andreina]

i use "fuck" all the time... does that mean my language is unacceptable?

 

[Lasz]

My roommate had his girlfriend over last night and he kept stopping me everytime I was using the F word as to be polite around his girlfirend.

Lets just say I couldn't get a complete sentance out.

 

[k¡tty]

(Kitty, your AV just made me accidentally email my mother a fetish site)

That isn't so bad Rory... unless the fetish site was an incest one.

 

[Cleopatra]

(Kitty, your AV just made me accidentally email my mother a fetish site)

How are you going to explain that?

 

[QuickDuck]

How are you going to explain that?

heheh i have no idea, but i want to hear the story

 

[k¡tty]

I'm still waiting to find out what site it was and why he hasn't shared it with the rest of us! lol

 

[RoryN]

Okay. Confession.

*I didn't accidentally email my mom a fetish site. Er...or on purpose.
*My motives for lying were twofold:

1. Be funny, and they will adore me.
2. Kitty posts again = more kitty AV's in thread.

But, if I did have to choose a fetish site, those sheer gloves might be a start. Stockings are good, too. =)

 

[k¡tty]

Okay. Confession.

*I didn't accidentally email my mom a fetish site. Er...or on purpose.
*My motives for lying were twofold:

1. Be funny, and they will adore me.
2. Kitty posts again = more kitty AV's in thread.

But, if I did have to choose a fetish site, those sheer gloves might be a start. Stockings are good, too. =)

heh


Shame... I can't stand to wear anything on my legs.

 

[Cleopatra]

*My motives for lying were twofold:

I'm seeing a pattern with you Rory. But since you came clean right away, I'll admit it was funny.



Kitty's AV has certainly driven better men than you to deeper depths of depravity.

 

[RoryN]

heh


Shame... I can't stand to wear anything on my legs.

If not a pair of stockings, perhaps a pair of...

(...I'll stop right there)

 

[RoryN]

I'm seeing a pattern with you Rory. But since you came clean right away, I'll admit it was funny.



Kitty's AV has certainly driven better men than you to deeper depths of depravity.

Cleo, you're obviously all class. I like that.

And yes, I'm a hornball on here, which I apologize for. If you only knew my circumstances...

 

[Domcop]

i fucking love the word fuck- its so fucking beautiful- so short and to the point but yet so emphatic and fucking powerful.
plus it has so many fucking aplications.
lets all fucking hear it for FUCK!!!!!!

 

[k¡tty]

If not a pair of stockings, perhaps a pair of...

(...I'll stop right there)

I gotta bare leg it, unless... *smile*





Thank you Cleo.. I think. lol

 

[Cleopatra]

Thank you Cleo.. I think. lol

Oh, most definitely a compliment. Just because all it make me want to do is remember to do a delicates wash doesn't mean it's not a great av.

 

[Cleopatra]

And yes, I'm a hornball on here, which I apologize for. If you only knew my circumstances...

So tell me. I'm curious, and have time. A dangerous combination.

 

[k¡tty]

Oh, most definitely a compliment. Just because all it make me want to do is remember to do a delicates wash doesn't mean it's not a great av.

Thanks again hon.


heh how odd that I'm doing a load of delicates right now..