Oh For Fuck's Sake.

[alexandraaah]

I'm home a spot early.

Too much drink.

Not enough eat.

What's happening, kids?

 

[Private Vasquez]

A hot bowl of steam.

 

[Black_Bird]

A hot bowl of steam.

...ing shit.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

OK Alex, here's what I propose. Get in the car, start tooling north on I-94. I'll start going south on 94. In about 45 minutes we should both be near the south end of Milwaukee County. We can find each other, get undressed & have totally incredible sex.

 

[alexandraaah]

OK Alex, here's what I propose. Get in the car, start tooling north on I-94. I'll start going south on 94. In about 45 minutes we should both be near the south end of Milwaukee County. We can find each other, get undressed & have totally incredible sex.

Sounds killer.

I'm too drunk.

You come here.

 

[Private Vasquez]

With gumbo and hush puppies.

 

[Sillyman]

I would of course come have killer sex with you, but I don't know where anything is outside of the south.

Other than that there has some heat and bullshit, but nothing really out of the ordinary.

 

[Black_Bird]

With gumbo and hush puppies.

Shit gumbo with a side of hush puppies? This I have to taste; but I'll let Nasty taste it first.

 

[patient1]

If you're in the mood for something positive, try my toast thread.It has a new introduction on the first page, & some new toasts toward the last.

If you want to know how the fesces found the fan-

Start with Marxists "Needy male Literoticans"
Follow up with Killer Muffin's "OK, so you've just behaved like atotal asshole."

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Sounds killer.

I'm too drunk.

You come here.

I looked up Alexandraaaaah on the internet, but couldn't get directions. And by the time I get there you will be sound asleep. How about if I take you to breakfast and we can have early morning sex?

 

[alexandraaah]

You're all completely freaking me out right now.

 

[Shaq]

Sounds killer.

I'm too drunk.

You come here.

Drunk people are funny to laugh at...dance draah!

 

[IrishWolfhound]

With gumbo and hush puppies.

Sure, break my heart, PV, then splash it all over the boards. Just for that, I ate all the hush puppies.

 

[Laurel]

Lewis knocked out Tyson in the 8th.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I made my own hushpuppies. And I didn't share.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

You're all completely freaking me out right now.

Our evil plan is working!!!! Muahaahahaha!

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I made my own hushpuppies. And I didn't share.

I'll remember that, PV. Thats the last time I fall in love with a tarted up barbie doll. At least for tonight. Tomorrow is another day.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Oh...don't fall in love with me. I'm bad for your health.

 

[alexandraaah]

Still, I'm freaked out.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Oh...don't fall in love with me. I'm bad for your health.

Most of the things I love are.

 

[Private Vasquez]

You haven't seen tarted up.

Want some greens?

 

[alexandraaah]

Someone please explain to me what the fuck is going on in here.

 

[Black_Bird]

You're all completely freaking me out right now.

It was the shit gumbo, wasn't it?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Someone please explain to me what the fuck is going on in here.

Well sweetheart, it appears your thread was hijacked. And PV and I are taking it away from you and using it for our own purposes.

 

[Private Vasquez]

you better not put shit in my gumbo.