Oh, Dog's Balls.

[Netzach]

So I got this really swank room the other night, for me and M to have an intimate getaway. I think it ran me about 1500 bucks and they gave me radioactive apple juice and some bad ass deja vu when I left.

I'm not really scared, I don't know if I am posting for good vibes even, maybe someone can just go "ohhhhhhhmmmmmm" at me and rub my feet. Because I'm cranky, pissy and Type A about this.

If they think I'm going to hang out on steroids for a year again I'm going postal, though.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Wow! I can't imagine getting a room for $1500 unless it was a ballroom for a reception or something.

The most I've ever paid for a motel was about $180/night.

I need to be in a much, MUCH higher income bracket.

 

[Netzach]

Wow! I can't imagine getting a room for $1500 unless it was a ballroom for a reception or something.

The most I've ever paid for a motel was about $180/night.

Even in NYC I get the 200 a night deals off orbitz.

This is a fancy room. They even give you a gown.

I need to be in a higher income bracket too, trust me.

 

[JMohegan]

I need to be in a much, MUCH higher income bracket.

Or hospitalized.



Are your feet clean, Netz? I'm feeling sympathetic, but a guy's gotta draw the line somewhere....

 

[Netzach]

Or hospitalized.



Are your feet clean, Netz? I'm feeling sympathetic, but a guy's gotta draw the line somewhere....

Ohh, you'd have a goooooood point had I not showered this AM.
Eyucch.

 

[Netzach]

It's funny though. I actually feel upbeat. It cemented in my mind that I really AM married to the greatest person on earth, if nothing else. He can make me laugh while I'm in "yes I'd like that morphine thank you" pain.

 

[JMohegan]

It's funny though. I actually feel upbeat. It cemented in my mind that I really AM married to the greatest person on earth, if nothing else. He can make me laugh while I'm in "yes I'd like that morphine thank you" pain.

Upbeat is good, and grateful even better. Here's hoping things go well for you, Netzach.


And I'll give you that virtual foot rub, if you promise no virtual pics.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

I'm not up to the morphine level... just Lortab. It takes the edge off.

And I'm getting sleepy.

 

[graceanne]

So I got this really swank room the other night, for me and M to have an intimate getaway. I think it ran me about 1500 bucks and they gave me radioactive apple juice and some bad ass deja vu when I left.

I'm not really scared, I don't know if I am posting for good vibes even, maybe someone can just go "ohhhhhhhmmmmmm" at me and rub my feet. Because I'm cranky, pissy and Type A about this.

If they think I'm going to hang out on steroids for a year again I'm going postal, though.

*hugs*

How long have you been feeling icky? Cause if it's just a few days, then I don't think this means you're gonna be back on the evildrugfromsatan. Last year (?) I ate some fig newtons. I was sick for a week (like SICK sick), but once all those damn little seeds got out of me, I was better.

 

[CutieMouse]

*wanders in warring the French maid thing with pedicure kit, gluten free snacks, effeminate boy porn, and lots of bottled water*

Feel better.

 

[Homburg]

Sending some good mojo. And, yeah, I'd rub your feet if you asked nicely. A really good friend of mine has CD, and I remember the hell she went through.

*hugs*

 

[midwestyankee]

Geez, and I thought we were all going to learn of a new Netz fetish. Damn!

Ah, be well, my friend. As soon as possible, of course.

 

[midwestyankee]

*wanders in wearing the French maid thing with pedicure kit, gluten free snacks, effeminate boy porn, and lots of bottled water*

Feel better.

Fixed that for ya, my friend.

 

[graceanne]

Sending some good mojo. And, yeah, I'd rub your feet if you asked nicely. A really good friend of mine has CD, and I remember the hell she went through.

*hugs*

Oddly enough there's three crohnies on this portion of lit, alone.

I think I'm contagious.

*sneezes*

 

[CutieMouse]

Fixed that for ya, my friend.

Thank you... iPhone typos.

 

[midwestyankee]

Thank you... iPhone typos.

It's a poor workman who blames his tools.

 

[WriterDom]

I hope you get to feeling better soon.

 

[callinectes]

I am sorry you are feeling so bad Netz. My thoughts are with you.

 

[eastern sun]

"Ohhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm"

Here's to not walking the same path twice.

 

[ultramarineblue]

*ohhhhhmmmmmmm* Couldn't resist. Hope you start feeling better.

Dangit, eastern sun beat me to it.

 

[ownedsubgal]

sending you soft hugs and many peaceful, calm and healthful wishes Netz.

 

[BiBunny]

*Hugs* Hope you feel better soon.

 

[Keroin]

I don't do feet but I am sending you a fleet of lithe brown-skinned boy-men to tend to your every need, whim, wish, order.

Feel better as soon as possible.


ETA: I started reading the Annie Proulx short story collection you recommended. I want to punch her in the face. No one should have prose that good; it's not fair. So thanks!

 

[rida]

I'd give you gladly a foot rub but I'm afraid my arms are just not long enough to get there ... so I'll send you a virtual one.

And good vibes that everything will just fix itself fast! ~~~~~~~~>


(And give a hug to M from me as well for being such a great husband )

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

http://images.bidorbuy.co.za/user_images/673/448673_090202173552_flower-foot-massage.jpg

Sorry this is all I can do for now.