Oh, cry me a river!(Rant)

[OhMissScarlett]

You know, I love Martha Stewart and I think she got kind of a raw deal. But, when you're under house arrest and complaining that you have to be confined to your huge mansion...GIVE ME A BREAK!

Yeah, being locked down with your millions of dollars must be horrible. She can only be gone 48 hours a week. Hell, she gets more time outside of the home than most stay-at-home moms I know. If it was me, I'd just hire a bunch of strippers to entertain me all day long or I'd look at every single porn site on the internet. Write your bestselling book about prison and shut the hell up.

 

[Guest]

AMEN SISTA FRIEND!
she hath staineth connecticut with her princess poutiness. get ovah it and write about how to turn an ordinary lambs gut into condoms fit for kings!

 

[Guest]

You stole the half of your novels, and still they suck.

Otherwise people would be raving about them, wouldn't they, Thomas?

 

[Guest]

You stole the half of your novels, and still they suck.

Otherwise people would be raving about them, wouldn't they, Thomas?

Kent University, English Department.

This thread is dead.

 

[impressive]

She can only be gone 48 hours a week. Hell, she gets more time outside of the home than most stay-at-home moms I know.

Sure as hell more than I get.


Maybe she misses her prison girlfriends. Her coming out book'll be next.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Maybe she misses her prison girlfriends. Her coming out book'll be next.

K-Mart is probablly already worrying about the conservative shoppers boycotting.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You stole the half of your novels, and still they suck.

Otherwise people would be raving about them, wouldn't they, Thomas?

Yeah, but my real life's work is stalking you.
It's a thankless job.

she hath staineth connecticut with her princess poutiness.

"Ouch, this lowjack is chafing my ankle!"

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Sure as hell more than I get.


Maybe she misses her prison girlfriends. Her coming out book'll be next.

someone should write a celebrities story about that.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, but my real life's work is stalking you.
It's a thankless job.

"Ouch, this lowjack is chafing my ankle!"

Are there any women on Lit who is not your alts?

 

[china-doll]

Are there any women on Lit who is not your alts?

Well, there's at least one.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Are there any women on Lit who is not your alts?

Just that ho bag English Muffin.

 

[Chainzz]

I just found it heart warming how she creativley carved a beautiful rose out of an ordinary bar of soap and presented it lovingly to her new BIAAAATCH ....

 

[Guest]

Are there any women on Lit who is not your alts?

I'm not one of her alls but I love CV for his minds cause hes got more of it than me and stuff and darnoel said i should pick his brain but that might hurt him and stuff so I wont but Id really like to meet him and have dinner and talk and stuff cause I think I could learn stuff from him

I'm blowing kisses to CV but he can't see me

Debbie

 

[Liar]

Martha who?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Martha who?

You know, the home decor maven or whatever.

is maven even a word?

 

[minsue]

Why am I now hearing Jan Brady in my head whining 'Martha, Martha, Martha!'?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Martha who?

*chuckle*

That's what I asked when I came back from three years in London.

Alas, I learned all too soon.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*chuckle*

That's what I asked when I came back from three years in London.

Alas, I learned all too soon.

Now, what the hell do you people across the pond think you're gonna do without the proper ramekins for your mini souffles? Dude.

At least nothing she sells says "Bam" on it.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Now, what the hell do you people across the pond think you're gonna do without the proper ramekins for your mini souffles? Dude.

At least nothing she sells says "Bam" on it.

I hate him. I hate every greasy, oozing, smug, self-adoring, sweat-shined inch of him.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I hate him. I hate every greasy, oozing, smug, self-adoring, sweat-shined inch of him.

*snickers*

BAM!!!!!!

*runs away*

 

[lil_elvis]

Kick THIS up a notch.

 

[logophile]

You know Scarlett - I you!

Thanks for the smiles.
Now back to work writing about the rights of mothers to nurse their children in public.

 

[Guest]

I hate him. I hate every greasy, oozing, smug, self-adoring, sweat-shined inch of him.

Ew.

That is a fairly good description of somebody I went out with once (and only once).

Ew again.

 

[matriarch]

I hate him. I hate every greasy, oozing, smug, self-adoring, sweat-shined inch of him.

huh??????

 

[impressive]

huh??????

Shang speaketh of Emeril.