Ogg! She escaped from Tripletit!

[patientlee]

http://nypost.com/2014/09/22/meet-t...w&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow

This little gem was on my facebook today. I immediately thought of Ogg.

 

[oggbashan]

http://nypost.com/2014/09/22/meet-t...w&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow

This little gem was on my facebook today. I immediately thought of Ogg.

She's arrived in the General Board too.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxmaT8vIcAA1-oQ.jpg

But she isn't tall enough.

I hope she wasn't inspired by my stories. http://www.literotica.com/s/tripletit Tripletit, the first story, is 10 years old, so it's possible.

 

[Privates1stClass]

I'll bet she has problems buying bras and swimsuits.

 

[JKendallDane]

Let's start a pool on who snaps up this plot bunny and cranks out the weirdest story.

I've got dibs on it being Hypoxia.

 

[stlgoddessfreya]

What would you possibly do for work after that procedure other than sex work? I'm surprised she found a surgeon to do it who didn't then also do a nipple construction. I really wonder about the doctor who will say "Well, yes, I'll perform utterly unnecessary experimental cosmetic surgery on you even though your express purpose is to become enough of an oddity that it makes you famous rather than actual body dysmorphia. But I'm not going to put a nipple on it. That's just weird."

 

[patientlee]

What would you possibly do for work after that procedure other than sex work? I'm surprised she found a surgeon to do it who didn't then also do a nipple construction. I really wonder about the doctor who will say "Well, yes, I'll perform utterly unnecessary experimental cosmetic surgery on you even though your express purpose is to become enough of an oddity that it makes you famous rather than actual body dysmorphia. But I'm not going to put a nipple on it. That's just weird."

Maybe triplets run in her family, and she's just preparing to mother them.

Yeah. Probably not.

 

[lovecraft68]

What would you possibly do for work after that procedure other than sex work? I'm surprised she found a surgeon to do it who didn't then also do a nipple construction. I really wonder about the doctor who will say "Well, yes, I'll perform utterly unnecessary experimental cosmetic surgery on you even though your express purpose is to become enough of an oddity that it makes you famous rather than actual body dysmorphia. But I'm not going to put a nipple on it. That's just weird."

That was my first two thoughts, one, when dos she film her first porn and two....what doctor does this? (and a third...why does he still have a license)

 

[stlgoddessfreya]

LC, I'm pretty sure *I* could pass the plastic surgery boards in Tijuana. In fact, I'd better check my wallet...lemme see...Panera rewards card...ministerial license from the Universal Life Church...Victoria's Secret gift card with $13.08 left on it...ah, here we are. Mexican medical license.

Damn. Turns out I'm an endocrinologist.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

Well, based on the response she's getting, I think I might reconsider my plan to get a third ball installed for purely aesthetic reasons.

 

[oggbashan]

Let's start a pool on who snaps up this plot bunny and cranks out the weirdest story.

I've got dibs on it being Hypoxia.

Too late. I wrote http://www.literotica.com/s/tripletit Tripletit 10 years ago.

And Jeanne D'Artois wrote http://www.literotica.com/s/unatit Unatit.

 

[stickygirl]

Is nothing new?
The new Total Recall

 

[Handley_Page]

Oh the things some people will do to get themselves in the public eye.
Personally, I'd starve her of the oxygen of publicity.

 

[SecondCircle]

Angela Bassett is going to play this "type" of character in the upcoming American Horror Story: Freak Show (though, you can tell by the name that this is kinda the point.)

But I'm more excited to see how well Sarah Paulson play the character with two heads. Now that is a plot bunny.

 

[Hypoxia]

Let's start a pool on who snaps up this plot bunny and cranks out the weirdest story.

I've got dibs on it being Hypoxia.

What was the name of that Schwarzenegger film based on PK Dick's WE CAN REMEMBER IT FOR YOU WHOLESALE? Remember the 3-breasted woman on Mars?

Hmmm, I hadn't even considered exploiting this news item, but maybe I can come up with a mutant plot bunny or three.

* On planet Trititia, normal women have three breasts; only freaks have two. A stargate|wormhole opens between Trititia and Terra (Earth) and the populations intermix curiously. Hilarity ensues. TWIST: Historically, Trititian Amazons cut off an outer breast to facilitate archery. Modern Trititian boffins gene-spliced them to remove that boob, thus creating modern Terran women.

* On South Pacific islands downwind from Cold War atmospheric nuclear tests, mutant human populations evolved: women with 3 breasts and 2 vaginas; men with 3 testicles and 2 penises. Sympathetic anthropologists keep the 3+2 folks secret from the outside world -- till some interloper finds them and organizes bizarre sex tours. Hilarity ensues.

* In a typical Spielbergian suburb, John and Marsha awaken one morning to find that they've both gone 3+2. (We'd push LIT's boundaries if their kids were transformed also.) The story dynamics could play out in many different ways.

* Cam-slut decides she MUST have 3 tits and her boyfriend MUST have a second cock. After plastic surgery, all sorts of stuff ensues. OR... cam-slut convinces other cam-sluts that 3 boobs lead to wealth and fame. They cut a deal with an unscrupulous plastic surgeon for factory-line production of 3B Exotics. Soon, pr0n producers and clubs will hire nobody else. Riots ensue.

* Something involving banana slugs...

 

[PennLady]

But see, this is the part that gets me:

Tridevil said that while she wanted fame and fortune, this was not why she had the surgery.

“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said.

Because we all know with straight guys, the fewer breasts, the better.

It reminds me of one of the scenes in the BBC Coupling show, where Jeff waxes enthusiastic about how when two women have sex, there are four breasts involved. Two "guest breasts" and two to take home -- brilliant!

 

[Bramblethorn]

What was the name of that Schwarzenegger film based on PK Dick's WE CAN REMEMBER IT FOR YOU WHOLESALE? Remember the 3-breasted woman on Mars?

Total Recall.

 

[Sammael Bard]

I didn't know you had to get a 3rd boob to repel men.

 

[Privates1stClass]

I recall a friend in a bar at Happy Hour telling me, "Martinis are like boobs--One isn't enough, and three are too many."

 

[Quiet_Cool]

That was my first two thoughts, one, when dos she film her first porn and two....what doctor does this? (and a third...why does he still have a license)

My first thought was bad Photoshop, and I wish it'd been right. And for porno... well, she'll probably never get her 20k back. It's like any gimmick; it gets old quick. And 20k is even hard to make in porn any more (at least last time I heard).

As for the doctor... well, if the human barbie doll keeps getting her surgeries, why draw a line? Truth is, cosmetic surgery was never really anything but profit to begin with. It was never really medicine.

Q_C

p.s. Was anyone else unsurprised she was a massage therapist?

 

[Handley_Page]

What was the name of that Schwarzenegger film based on PK Dick's WE CAN REMEMBER IT FOR YOU WHOLESALE? Remember the 3-breasted woman on Mars?

..

You sure you ain't thinking about:

Eccentrica Gallumbits is the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six. Some people say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body. Ford Prefect disagrees, saying five. It is possible that the Big Bang was actually one of her orgasms.

From the 'Hitchhiker's Guide.'

 

[MichaelinChina]

If God wanted women to have 3 tits, he/she would have given us 3 hands.

 

[Saucyminx]

My favorite comment from FB was, "Why not 3 eyes? Or 3 assholes? IDIOT." I will admit, I fell out. Just so bizarre.

 

[Hypoxia]

If God wanted women to have 3 tits, he/she would have given us 3 hands.

Have you no mouth?

 

[49greg]

If God wanted women to have 3 tits, he/she would have given us 3 hands.

In RL, three is just freak/geek carny tent stuff. But then part of me has to think that yes, perhaps some god or goddess did intend for every woman to have three tits. Think of it, a normal man has two hands and a pair of lips, it's quite elegant really.

Edited: Darn it! if I had read all the way down I would have seen that someone else already said it. Sorry.

 

[PennLady]

There is some suspicion this may be a hoax, I was reading today, and I wouldn't be surprised. But what amuses me is that it doesn't seem at first glance, to be impossible, and so we are willing to believe.

I haven't seen it totally disproved, mind you. Just read that a few people/groups were investigating, and one plastic surgeon said that it simply wouldn't look that way if the procedure was really done.

ETA: From Snopes.com -- http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/jasminetridevil.asp