Official Hijacking thread.

[T.H. Oughts]

I just can't help myself...... It's not my fault... they make me do it... they say things that just make me wanna push the reply button......

Sorry if I pissed you off at any time by hijacking your thread.

 

[scylis]

cheeeeeeeese!

 

[freescorfr]

Now I know you have freckles TH hijack away. and you don't need to appologise to those who tell you to hi jack-off.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Now I know you have freckles TH hijack away.

Ahh ha, so it isn't all those things they say, it was my freckles that was making me do it..... now I can sleep at night.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

I just can't help myself...... It's not my fault... they make me do it... they say things that just make me wanna push the reply button......

Sorry if I pissed you off at any time by hijacking your thread.

"I'm sorry ma'am but I'm going to have to look under your blouse before I let you on the plane. Have to make sure you don't have anything under there that could be used to hijack it."

 

[plasticman33]

Ahh ha, so it isn't all those things they say, it was my freckles that was making me do it..... now I can sleep at night.

We'll just spread some apricot jam all over those freckles, then I'll lick it off one freckle at a time!

 

[Starblayde]

Re: Re: Official Hijacking thread.

"I'm sorry ma'am but I'm going to have to look under your blouse before I let you on the plane. Have to make sure you don't have anything under there that could be used to hijack it."

Under her blouse? Do your job properly, man! Strip search, my room, NOW!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Official Hijacking thread.

"I'm sorry ma'am but I'm going to have to look under your blouse before I let you on the plane. Have to make sure you don't have anything under there that could be used to hijack it."

If you must but I've only got my double barreled sling shot

 

[T.H. Oughts]

We'll just spread some apricot jam all over those freckles, then I'll lick it off one freckle at a time!

Damn this is better than the dot to dot games I played as a kid, lol

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Re: Re: Re: Official Hijacking thread.

If you must but I've only got my double barreled sling shot

Looks like it's loaded.

You better come with me, I need to examine the ammo.

 

[plasticman33]

Damn this is better than the dot to dot games I played as a kid, lol

We could create a masterpiece together!!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Official Hijacking thread.

Looks like it's loaded. You better come with me, I need to examine the ammo.

Mmmmm, is that a loaded shot gun pointing in my back?

 

[AusTess]

Hijacking threads is what makes it interesting.

You start off on a thread about kinky sex with alcoholic midgets and end up on the merits of semen as a facial cleanser.(1)

(1) is PURELY a dreamt up example.DO NOT go searching for the midget alcoholic thread.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

We could create a masterpiece together!!

Both of us smothered in Apricot jam and rolling over a bare canvas...... now that would create a masterpiece for sure!

 

[plasticman33]

Both of us smothered in Apricot jam and rolling over a bare canvas...... now that would create a masterpiece for sure!

I just hope there aren't any ants around when we're doing this!

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Official Hijacking thread.

Mmmmm, is that a loaded shot gun pointing in my back?

Yes, but it requires a lot of pressure applied to the trigger before it goes off.

 

[freescorfr]

Hijacking threads is what makes it interesting.

You start off on a thread about kinky sex with alcoholic midgets and end up on the merits of semen as a facial cleanser.(1)

(1) is PURELY a dreamt up example.DO NOT go searching for the midget alcoholic thread.

I wish you'ld stop bashing Catholics Tess

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Hijacking threads is what makes it interesting.

You start off on a thread about kinky sex with alcoholic midgets and end up on the merits of semen as a facial cleanser.(1)

(1) is PURELY a dreamt up example.DO NOT go searching for the midget alcoholic thread.

Found your thread Tess:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=73543

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Oh no, I hijaked my own thread

Tattoo Exhibit Delves Under The Skin
22/03/2002 06:54 AM
Reuters

LONDON (Reuters) - King George V and Popeye had one. Soccer star David Beckham and supermodel Naomi Campbell have got one too.

Tattoos are a key accessory for today's celebrities, but their associations in the last 200 years have often been with the criminal underworld and life on the seas. A new exhibition previewed in London on Thursday traces the art of body decoration in the Pacific back thousands of years.

It was only when English explorer Captain James Cook embarked on voyages to the Pacific islands in the late 18th century that the tattoo took off in Europe in a major way. "The people on board those ships were very surprised and impressed by what they saw," said Nicholas Thomas, professor of Anthropology at Goldsmiths College in London and a consultant on the "Skin Deep" exhibition at the National Maritime Museum.

"Many of the sailors found the culture and customs a knockout and expressed their enthusiasm by getting tattooed themselves," he told Reuters. Islanders generally believed tattoos would change the spiritual status of the body, protect it, tell personal histories and increase sexual attraction.

Whatever the sailors believed, their tattoos were soon used against them to identify culprits behind the famous mutiny of the Bounty in 1789 off Tofoa in Tonga. Lieutenant William Bligh, in command at the time, recorded sailors' markings to single out the mutineers in 1794. Master's Mate Fletcher Christian, for example, had a star on his chest.

CRIMINAL ASSOCIATIONS

The mutineers' trial was to presage a long association between tattoos and crime and the underworld. During the 19th century leading figures in society criticised the practice, associating it with the rough life of sailors, port towns and prostitutes, while missionaries travelling in the Pacific sought to discourage it.

One exhibit shows a painting of a young Polynesian woman with "Murderer" tattooed on her face. The woman had killed her husband. Missionaries had urged the local people in the 1840s to punish her with branding. The word appears upside down because the tattooist knelt behind her with her head between his knees.

"At this time some theorists of criminal behaviour believed that modern Europeans who tattooed themselves were 'degenerating' to the condition of 'primitive' people," an exhibition statement said. Heavily tattooed people became attractions at fairs and circuses and by 1890 electric tattooing machines emerged.

"The tattoo has now become fashionable," Thomas said, pointing to a display featuring dozens of pop stars and screen idols who have joined the craze. "They are embracing something that has been marginal. It also reflects people's way of thinking about the body - that it can be changed and moulded through exercise, diet, and, of course, injections of silicon."

*Just for you Kiwi Wolf *

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I just hope there aren't any ants around when we're doing this!

No way. we would be floating out on a calm ocean and sharks are known not to like apricot jam so we should be safe

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Official Hijacking thread.

Yes, but it requires a lot of pressure applied to the trigger before it goes off.

Take some prozac for the pressure and call me in the morning

 

[AusTess]

There aint nothin sexier than an 80 year old grandma with tatts.

No shit.

 

[plasticman33]

No way. we would be floating out on a calm ocean and sharks are known not to like apricot jam so we should be safe

Oh Wow! Apricot shark repellant! (It might repell them, but not me! I'd love to lick you for hours)

 

[T.H. Oughts]

There aint nothin sexier than an 80 year old grandma with tatts. No shit.

A well done tat can be very sexy

 

[plasticman33]

There aint nothin sexier than an 80 year old grandma with tatts.

No shit.

Really??