Official Hanns_Schmidt Rhyme Thread

[miles]

Hanns_Schmidt, the rash of Lit........

 

[Freya]

Bored today dear?

 

[RawHumor]

There once was a man Hanns_Schmidt
Whose mother never fed him her tit
It's made him all pissy
That salad-tossing sissy
His mouth spews nothing but shit.

 

[Secret Kate]

Bravo, bravo!!!! That was good RH!!!

 

[miles]

Bored today dear?

No, baby. Just giving Heinz Shit the attention he craves.

How's life in the frozen north, babydoll?

 

[ridddder]

Some think that Hans is a dick,
it is because of the size of his prick,
it is so tiny and small,
it is like having none at all,
so his dog doesn't even know where to lick.

Hansy:::maybe I will use extra peanut butter this time:::: hmmmm

 

[RawHumor]

Bravo!

 

[Freya]

No, baby. Just giving Heinz Shit the attention he craves.

How's life in the frozen north, babydoll?

Personally, fairly shitty. Weather wise, fairly shitty - snowed today for the first time - blech! How's things with you?


Great poems guys!

 

[Guest]

 

[ridddder]

Another one rides the bus?

Haans rides the short bus each day,
His mom is soo proud she can't say,
That when we walks into school,
He barely drools,
And can even hold his own lunch tray.

 

[Phil333]

Why hasn't Hans been banned???

 

[Freya]

Why hasn't Hans been banned???

Read KM's post in this - she sums it up pretty well.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=124329

 

[ridddder]

Bashing Haansy is fun,
he has foul body odor, and looks like a nun,
his last part time job,
was husking corn cobs,
so his unemployment is offically done.

 

[ridddder]

Haansy's special ops are all in his head,
in real life he awakes wetting his bed,
if he wasn't so dumb,
he could actually cum,
but unfortunately he pisses instead.

 

[Guest]

 

[miles]

Heinz, you're looking pretty bad in he other thread, dude.

 

[teddybear4play]

His posts are usually sass,
Obnoxious, pathetic, and crass.
He thinks he's having fun
With his little toy gun
But really it's just lodged up his ass.

TB4p

 

[Guest]

 

[kiwiwolf]

There once was a man Hanns_Schmidt
Whose mother never fed him her tit
It's made him all pissy
That salad-tossing sissy
His mouth spews nothing but shit.

Encore! Encore!

 

[miles]

bump

 

[Coolville]

There once was boy
who was twelve years old
and too much time on his hanns

he plagued the net
with racism and hate
and deserves a smack on the pants

 

[Samuari]

Why hasn't Hans been banned???

He's too much fun to hate. Adds the same kind of fascination as the average train wreck to the board.