Official gratuitous flirting thread. References to nudity required.

[KillerMuffin]

I can only handle so much brain feed from CNN and co. My fatherinlaw will watch nothing else. When the Gulf War was going on, I nearly perished from CNN overload. I knew Wolf Blitzer's face better than my own.

I've reached my limit now. I need some rampant and senseless flirting.

Someone flirt with me. Now. Or I may get violent. I was hoping to find PC or Never giving me a naked laptopdance, but noooooo, Never is playing nookie with the statue of liberty and PC is doing god knows what with a lightning stone. Have you evolved that thing yet?

I am still awaiting an SS tata flash.

 

[Problem Child]

what the hell is a lightning stone/may I tongue your stiff nipples?

 

[naudiz]

You know, Killer, it's really hard to form an intelligent response while staring transfixed at that spectacular ass.

 

[Arrows006]

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[CelestialBody]

 

[SweetNick]

I probably don't meet your qualifications, but I agree about the overload. Some gratuitous flirting wouldn't hurt at all.

All I can offer though is, Hi! (never was good at it)

 

[miles]

I could use some flirting myself.

Followed by 7 or 8 orgasms in an hour.

Make me feel dirty. I'm very naked.

 

[Problem Child]

Actually when I have to watch network news like now, I watch MSNBC. Campbell Brown gives me wood.

 

[SimplySouthern]

This is it. Mind you, I am only doing this for the Muffster.

It will be here for a limited time only. I feel insane already.

*removed in the sake of keeping me sane*

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh my, oh my, oh my....

They're beautiful SS! Wow!!!!!

 

[bluntforcemama]

GAWD I love those tatas! Show them the entire picture!!!!

 

[Problem Child]

gorgeous.

 

[luv2tvl69]

Official gratuitous flirting thread. References to nudity required

Being that in cyberworld I can look like whatever I want, (much sexier than in real life) I thought you might like this. Its actually 1 of the pix I will use at some point for my av...but 1 of my new favorite things to do with ice.

 

[miles]

The nipples even point up.

Sigh.

 

[CelestialBody]

SS-

 

[miles]

Those are the 2nd nicest tatas I've ever seen

 

[Dillinger]

Holy WOW! That did it... my first HARD ON all week!

 

[KillerMuffin]

If we have a catfight here, we'll see some wood. You may get a bit more experience than you wanted, CB. But I'm all for it, as long as ya'll're naked and covered in passion fruit flavored massage oil. Call me incorrigible.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Trying to edit that post...it isn't working. Holy shit.

Help Help Help

 

[Problem Child]

lol..**** with the internet.

 

[SimplySouthern]

*edited because I had no right to be that rude to PC*

I'm sorry. Truly.

 

[miles]

These are my favorite

My my.

 

[Problem Child]

Edited out because seeing those major-league yabbos put me in a great mood for the rest of the night.

 

[SweetNick]

SCHWING!

 

[miles]

She's finer than frog hair.