Official Announcement: Hiring Freeze

[LadyFunkenstein]

I am pleased to announce that a hiring freeze has now been instituted as of today. All applications in process will be put on hold.

That's right. I am giving up the younger guys I shag, I am giving up the friend zone guy, I am giving up my drama-filled hangout (pickup) 3 block radius in Brooklyn. Instead, I am going to see where things go with the new guy.

 

[Sunshine]

I am pleased to announce that a hiring freeze has now been instituted as of today. All applications in process will be put on hold.

That's right. I am giving up the younger guys I shag, I am giving up the friend zone guy, I am giving up my drama-filled hangout (pickup) 3 block radius in Brooklyn. Instead, I am going to see where things go with the new guy.

Is the new guy 1.) available 2.) in your city or within a short commute 3.) not a cheater 4.) trustworthy?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Good for you.



Will you share the first restraining order with us?

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Is the new guy 1.) available yes

2.) in your city or within a short commute yes

3.) not a cheater probably not, but one never knows. This is not the sort of thing I worry about

4.) trustworthy?seems that way, but time will telll[/QUOTE]

 

[Saint Peter]

Go easy on him!

 

[Sunshine]

Is the new guy 1.) available yes

2.) in your city or within a short commute yes

3.) not a cheater probably not, but one never knows. This is not the sort of thing I worry about

4.) trustworthy?

seems that way, but time will telll[/QUOTE]

I hope it works out for you

 

[1sickbastard]

Feeling those mid 40's single woman blues are you?

Good luck with that, though I think I wish more luck to the guy.
He's gonna need it.

 

[BotanyBoy]

The GB is heartbroken I'm sure...

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[LadyFunkenstein]

Feeling those mid 40's single woman blues are you?

Good luck with that, though I think I wish more luck to the guy.
He's gonna need it.

No, I met someone who I think I can truly love. Have you ever heard of love? You should look into it.

 

[bogusguy]

Dadgumit! Here I am, new guy all shy and stuff, just fixin to put the guaranteed to work smooth move on you, and you already found THE ONE! ha! Just teasing, good luck to you!

 

[Colonel Hogan]

No, I met someone who I think I can truly love. Have you ever heard of love? You should look into it.

The trick seems to be not to let the beloved become objectified in such a way that it deforms you into a high maintenance energy drain. I know that's the last thing you would expect to become, but it don't hurt to stay alert.

 

[Jennifer]

Is this the guy who isn't in the best shape but you adore him anyway?

 

[1sickbastard]

No, I met someone who I think I can truly love. Have you ever heard of love? You should look into it.

I've heard of it.

I've also seen a number of your posts.

Like I said, good luck with that.

And more luck still to the guy in question. I hope he's smart enough to get a iron clad prenuptial agreement.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Is this the guy who isn't in the best shape but you adore him anyway?

Correct.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I've heard of it.

I've also seen a number of your posts.

Like I said, good luck with that.

And more luck still to the guy in question. I hope he's smart enough to get a iron clad prenuptial agreement.

I am the one who would need a prenup. I earn at least twice his salary, maybe more. (Though he does not know that)

 

[parodyluvr75]

The younger guys are weeping in their pillows at night. Good luck.

 

[Disgustipated]

I'm sure Chunky But Funky will be proud to parade you around the local spots and see all the young bucks you shagged over the years. eNjOy!

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I'm sure Chunky But Funky will be proud to parade you around the local spots and see all the young bucks you shagged over the years. eNjOy!

Indeed, this may be my big chance to fulfill my cuckolding fantasy.

 

[1sickbastard]

Indeed, this may be my big chance to fulfill my cuckolding fantasy.

Have the decency to discuss it before he commits.
If you have and he's down, good for you.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Have the decency to discuss it before he commits.
If you have and he's down, good for you.

Dear god don't take everything so seriously and literally.

 

[1sickbastard]

Dear god don't take everything so seriously and literally.

Funny thing about that...

 

[eyer]

Good choice of the less than fit guy...

...he's probably already an insatiable connoisseur of cottage cheese.

Also means you don't have to wear baggy long pants and mumus around him any more...

...and just think of the collective killing you two loveswine can make at half-price buffets.

 

[Libsam]

good luck, Lady!

I hope you reach the depths of happiness in a long term monogamous relationship!

 

[Lancecastor]

Correct.

so you're a chubby chaser now?

 

[Noor]

Best of Luck! Have fun! Yay!