Office antics (open to one female)

TehDude

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OC:
Name: James
Age: 29
Height: 6'0
Weight: 180
Build: Average
Eyes: Green
Hair: Brown, Short, Messy, Spiked

IC:
James had a really bad day at work. It all started by getting both the $175 ticket for violating the carpool rules during his commute, and the obligatory $200 ticket for failing to protect himself with a seatbelt. "Thank god the state is using my tax dollars to watch my personal safety" he quipped to the officer as he handed his tickets to him.

James arrived at his work. After driving around the parking lot for 30 minutes trying to find parking, James proceeded to the neighboring company's parking lot to steal a spot as he had done many days before.

James walked into the office, flipped on his computer, and read through his email messages. None of his employees were coming into work today. "What kind of shit is this?" he thought to himself. "We are up against a hard deadline that we need to meet by 5:00pm and there is no one here to do it but me". Knowing he couldnt do this himself he walked off to his Boss's office to explain that he needed an extension.

....Walking out of his Boss's office after getting his ass verbally reamed by his Boss, James contemplated getting a job change... "Mafia Boss" James thought as he envisioned himself as a thin and more attractive Tony Soprano.

James struggled through the rest of the day, answering questions from coworkers and other's employees throughout the day. By the end of the day, he was beat but had nothing to do.

Beaten down by life and work, James started to close up shop but heard the sound of a new email arriving in his inbox from...
 
Joyce

As the office manager of the neighboring company, I wass directed by my boss to send an e-mail telling the guy his car had been impounded, due to parking in our private lot. He had done it before and had been warned, but apparently ignored us.

Not long thereafter I received a reply telling me to srick it in my ear but I laughed knowing that he really meant somewhere the sun didnt shne.

I sent an e-mail back asking if he wanted a ride to the impound lot to arrange to retreive his car.
 
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