offering you some things you should not refuse

[adamISOeve]

The first of them: I wrote “should not” into my ad, and not “can’t”. For I am not a Can’t man. And what else? My profile says it all, but for that you have to enjoy subtleties.

Anything else? Almost nothing, except: the YOU I am offering all this to better be an enthusiast like me. For if not, we will only enjoy it half as much.

 

[adamISOeve]

And ladies here comes a second piece of admonitíon: YOU MUST absolutely listen to the advice this Hailer of Queens dispenses for you, and free of charge as well. HE -- I am certain -- knows much better than me, what dangers lurk in any one of you speaking just one word with me.

You might actually get to like me, and that most certainly will be dangerous squared.