Offended by my body

[maxxxxxine]

I don't know why I'm even writing this, but I need to let off steam.

It's beautiful weather here in Sydney, and I'm on my hols. I have a pool in my yard that is surrounded by greenery, and I sunbathe nude within the area.

I have been doing this everyday for the last month, and believe that my backyard is totally private.

This afternoon, the woman who lives behind knocked on my door and asked me to stop offending the neighbourhood with my actions.

To see me, she would need to go out of her way to look!!!!!!!

And now my allover tan is going to have to go!!!!!!!!!

 

[Azwed]

If she truely can't see in your backyard with out trying to, like standing on something or climbing over something, then tell her you will do what you want in your backyard.

Next tell her that if you catch her spying on you again and invading your privacy you will call the police.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

If she truely can't see in your backyard with out trying to, like standing on something or climbing over something, then tell her you will do what you want in your backyard.

Next tell her that if you catch her spying on you again and invading your privacy you will call the police.

What he said; ignore her.

I would make sure of your local laws first though - they vary by region, but most are reasonable and allow you to be nude on your own property along the lines of what Azwed said.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

hay Maxine long time no see and as the others said, it's your yard to what you want. If you is forceing herself to see you that's her problem.

and I seen your pic awhile back. I don't think your offending the neighbourhood

 

[Phoenyx]

who else is offened...
Is the others are not neighbours how can they see you?

Unless they visit her and she shows them you...

 

[MissTaken]

You could simply frighten her away.

If you think she is spying, get the biggest, loudest vibrator you can find and rock and roll!


If that doesn't put her in her place.....

offer to share


I hate busybodies!

 

[Ragingbull]

maxxxxxine sweetie, I'd go out of my way to look too... only when I knocked on the door it'd be with a bottle of wine and a lump in my pants. Did I say lump in my pants? I think it's already there!!

 

[nasty]

WHEW!!!!!! *Breathing normally*

Not a thread about my tongue being dumb. Honestly, hun. You have a right to do that. Unless, that is, the cops get involved.

 

[Texan]

She probably caught her husband peeking......

and some of us haven't seen the pic..... "hint hint"

 

[Batgirl]

What an awful neighbour (and a perv too by the sounds of it). I also live in Australia and the law here say's that you can be naked in your backyard if it is private. Basically what Awzed said, if she can't see you without making an effort then you are within your legal rights to sunbathe nude there.

Tell her to get a life and stop perving on you!

Nasty, I loved your reply.....made me laugh!

 

[Cheyenne]

She probably caught her husband peeking......

Excellent guess! She is probably offended because her husband is drooling!

 

[Guest]

I would like to see a photo of you Maxxxine, it would be very sexy if we could see your allover tan...

 

[Mensa]

On another subject

maxxxxxine sweetie, I'd go out of my way to look too... only when I knocked on the door it'd be with a bottle of wine and a lump in my pants. Did I say lump in my pants? I think it's already there!!

Grandfather sees his grandson looking sadder than he'd ever seen anyone. Sits down beside him, puts a gentle hand on his shoulder.
"What's wrong? You look awfully down."
Boy looks up with tears in his eyes.
"Nobody likes me at school. There's a dance coming up and I can't get a date. No girl will look at me."
Grandfather leans in closer.
"There's an old trick we used that always got the girl's attention. You take a rolled-up pair of socks and stuff them in your pants. Girls will notice the bulge and be eager to talk to you."
"Gee, thanks, grampy, I'll give it a try."

Next day the Grandfather waits on the front porch for the boy to get home to see how well it worked. His grandson comes slumping up the front walk looking sadder than ever. Grandfather is confused.
"Did you do it? With the socks?"
Boy looks up with a look of anger and frustration on his face.
"Yes!"
"Well, boy, what happened? Didn't it work? Didn't the girls notice you?"
"Oh, they noticed alright! They all pointed and laughed! It was the most humiliating day of my life! I'm never doing anything like that ever again! And I'm never gonna listen to you anymore, either!"
The Grandfather doesn't know what to say. He's totally confused. He can't understand why it didn't work. It always had before. The boy climbs the front steps and pushes past his grandfather to the front door. The Grandfather turns to watch him go in when his eyes suddenly get very large.
"Boy! I think I know why it didn't work for you."
The boy pauses and looks back over his shoulder at his grandfather.
"Why?"
"Because, boy, you were supposed to stuff them down the FRONT of your pants!!"

 

[Guest]

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Maxxxxxine, put up a sign on your back yard that says

"Piss Off, go get your own tits to perv at"

 

[maxxxxxine]

Thanks for the reponse

Thanks guys, this isn't just about rights and wrongs, I don't want to stir up too much trouble in the street. Maybe her husband has been peeking, or she does have kids that she wants to protect.
I just wish society could learn to except bodies, and that's all that we're talking about. Men can quite comfortably mow their lawn without a shirt on, yet for some reason which nobody has ever explained, we have to wear at minimum a bikini top ... and even that seems to be over the top. Who said we can't show our breasts in public? What's the problem with them? Sorry for the ranting, but tomorrow's going to be a nice day, and all I went to wear around the pool is a hat, sunglasses and zinc!

 

[fillmup]

Put up a sign that say's "Peeping toms will be prosecuted'!

 

[Phoenyx]

Re: Thanks for the reponse

I just wish society could learn to except bodies, and that's all that we're talking about. Men can quite comfortably mow their lawn without a shirt on, yet for some reason which nobody has ever explained, we have to wear at minimum a bikini top ... and even that seems to be over the top. Who said we can't show our breasts in public? What's the problem with them

Move to Ontario Canada...women have won by court Order the right to be topless in public just like men.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Re: Re: Thanks for the reponse

Move to Ontario Canada...women have won by court Order the right to be topless in public just like men.

True enough, but Pheonyx, when is the last time you saw a female do that? It just doesn't happen. I know I sure as hell would never walk around in public topless, but then, I don't have a body worth showing off.

It's nice that we have the technical right, BUT...
*shrug*

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Just this summer.
some women walking down the street....

Looks like whe was power walking cause she had a headband on, tights, and a sweaty shirt tied around her waist.
ain't Ontario great? hahaha

 

[tn_8tiv]

Re: Re: Offended by my body

Maxxxxxine, put up a sign on your back yard that says

"Piss Off, go get your own tits to perv at"

What she said

 

[Phoenyx]

Re: Re: Re: Thanks for the reponse

True enough, but Pheonyx, when is the last time you saw a female do that? It just doesn't happen. I know I sure as hell would never walk around in public topless, but then, I don't have a body worth showing off.

It's nice that we have the technical right, BUT...
*shrug*

May not happen much but women have the right and thats what counts. People may bot use it but they have the right to use the freedom if they wish..

If people complain the cops cant do nothing...

 

[horny_giraffe]

Re: Re: Thanks for the reponse

Move to Ontario Canada...women have won by court Order the right to be topless in public just like men.

Just don't rock the boat here in Minnesota. As conservative as many of these people are in Minnesota, the legislators would probably just add a new rule that men can't be topless either.

Personally, though, I'm all for it. Years ago, I lived in a certain less-developed county (which I'm not going to name for the sake of my anonymity) where the nationals didn't have a particular breast taboo (think National Geographic.) I think that's the reason why a short skirt still turns me on more than a small top.