Of Saint's and homo Paddy's

[Expertise]

In an effort to placate DCL I will offer up the following broad assed thread.

Congratulations and felicitations to the Scot's amongst us. Today is the Feast day of St. Andrew. Patron saint of the skirt wearin' whiskey guzzlin, hagis eatin wonders. May god bless em all.

As well today is the birthday of Oscar Wilde. Famous Irish author, humorist and notorius homosexual. Me thinks he would have liked this place.

So what is my point, you ask? None really. I just thought they deserved mention.

We now return to our regularly scheduled flirting. Somebody gobble my knob.

 

[Silverlily]

Somebody gobble my knob.

Only if I get a side order of smooches.

 

[Slut_boy]

Hey Expertise,

Its been a long time since we chatted. I absolutely love Oscar Wilde - he was a true genius (I think) like very few others. So happy birthday Oscar, cheers to him.

 

[Juliangel]

Somebody gobble my knob.

Waiting in line for my turn

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

Fuck all trolls!

I have three women wanting to felllate me.

They couldn't upset me if they tried right now.

 

[Juliangel]

Fuck all trolls!

I have three women wanting to felllate me.

They couldn't upset me if they tried right now.

Sweetie I would do much more than that to you but that is all you were asking for.

 

[Expertise]

I was hoping the rest was implied Julia

 

[Juliangel]

I was hoping the rest was implied Julia

Ok well since you are help BT out with my favor yes I guess it would be. I am here for anything you want

 

[Guest]

 

[Silverlily]

Damn it, I'm still waiting for smootches.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

It's my understanding that....

Oscar, though tilted a tad heavy toward the light side - also slept with quite a few women. A Bi before his time.

As for hagis? Who cut one? P fucking U! Please - no wonder they drink so much damn Scotch before cuttin' that baby open. The bladder that makes you sadder. Yuck!

One of the very few things on this planet I have found distasteful. Hagis, smoked eel, leetche' nuts, fried jelly fish and what is it called(?) - entrail soup(?) - a "soul food"(?) - you know? Guts in grease??????

I probably have a mental block.....nope got it!

Chitlin's! Good God!

How'bout a hagis and chitlin's feast for all?

Skewzzz me whilest I blow the big grits......

But I do love grits - southern boy and all.