Of all the things I thought I'd do today...

[Liar]

...putting out a fire...

...with a bottle of Coke...

...on the tail of a panic struck ferret...

...in the backseat of a Ford...

...at 60 mph...

...was not on the list.

The poor little critter is ok, albeit with a sooty tail, and will hopefully stay the hell away from burning cigarettes from now on.


So, what did you do today?

 

[tickledkitty]

Jeez, Liar. Are YOU okay?

 

[Liar]

Jeez, Liar. Are YOU okay?

No. I spilled Coke on my best pants.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Your a riot hon, glad to hear the little devil and you are ok!

 

[rgraham666]

I shouldn't laugh. But I am.

Glad to hear you're both OK though.

 

[jomar]

So after that you didn't need the caffeine, huh?

 

[English Lady]

*LOL*

The thing is, I can totally see it in my minds eye *LOL*

Glad to hear all involved are okay now

 

[Guest]

Dammitt! When will Congress do something about Flammable Ferrets!

 

[TxRad]

Dammitt! When will Congress do something about Flammable Ferrets!

maybe they should ban smoking ferrets.

Liar, you get to have all the fun. All I got was a twenty foot flare on this danged old well. Whose got the marshmallows?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Just tell him he's too short to smoke.

 

[3113]

The poor little critter is ok, albeit with a sooty tail, and will hopefully stay the hell away from burning cigarettes from now on.

I think the ferret was just trying to tell you to quit smoking--it was your cigarette wasn't it?

And was it your ferret? If so, can we see a pic? Sooty tail and all? Poor baby. A car, fire and coke. He's probably traumatized.

Oh, and I'm glad to know you survived as well

 

[The_Fool]

Well Liar, at least you have an exuse now for sticky pants...


ducks

 

[Liar]

I think the ferret was just trying to tell you to quit smoking--it was your cigarette wasn't it?

Driver's. I'm merely a second-hand nicotinist.

 

[3113]

Driver's. I'm merely a second-hand nicotinist.

Whew! Well, that makes it better...I mean, I was envisioning you driving while doing all this! Was it the driver's ferret as well?

 

[Liar]

Whew! Well, that makes it better...I mean, I was envisioning you driving while doing all this! Was it the driver's ferret as well?

Aye. i couldn't have a ferret. My cat is not big on sharing.

 

[Liar]

Well Liar, at least you have an exuse now for sticky pants...


ducks

Sorry Fool, I like ducks...just not in that way.

 

[THROBBS]

...putting out a fire...

...with a bottle of Coke...

...on the tail of a panic struck ferret...

...in the backseat of a Ford...

...at 60 mph...

...was not on the list.

The poor little critter is ok, albeit with a sooty tail, and will hopefully stay the hell away from burning cigarettes from now on.

*LOL*

The thing is, I can totally see it in my minds eye *LOL*
...

me too.

One thing leads to another.
http://img163.imagevenue.com/loc1043/th_20381_Fordat60mph72dpi_122_1043lo.jpg

 

[Guest]

me too.

One thing leads to another.
http://img163.imagevenue.com/loc1043/th_20381_Fordat60mph72dpi_122_1043lo.jpg

Damn, back seat ferrets.

 

[THROBBS]

RODEnt RAGE

a little cleaning up and a better title:
http://img18.imagevenue.com/loc663/th_21858_RODEntRAGE72dpi_122_663lo.jpg

 

[Guest]

a little cleaning up and a better title:
http://img18.imagevenue.com/loc663/th_21858_RODEntRAGE72dpi_122_663lo.jpg

And we were there for the birth of the biggest sydicated comic of all time "The Flaming Ferret".

It's like seeing Dilbert being born...

 

[THROBBS]

The Flaming Ferret...

He's HOT and he's gonna tell you where to go!

http://img186.imagevenue.com/loc363/th_23063_flaminFerret72dpi_122_363lo.jpg

 

[Guest]

He's HOT and he's gonna tell you where to go!

http://img186.imagevenue.com/loc363/th_23063_flaminFerret72dpi_122_363lo.jpg

Receptionist : "Mr. Throbbs, Disney on line 3."

 

[3113]

He's HOT and he's gonna tell you where to go!

http://img186.imagevenue.com/loc363/th_23063_flaminFerret72dpi_122_363lo.jpg

And what an awesome origin story

Liar: Remember, small, burnt critter, with great power comes great responsibility. I spilled the coke on you for a reason.

 

[S-Des]

Too many jokes . . . lights going dim . . . system overloading . . . ARGHH!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Too many jokes . . . lights going dim . . . system overloading . . . ARGHH!!!!!!

I'm sure if you try, you can ferret out one joke.